Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	GOP's New Strategy of Being a Douche
1	1 Vote	Ex-Gitmo Detainee, Released by White House Wanted Half Million ObamaCare Signups By November
1	1 Vote	You'll Never Believe What the Hell Is Going to Pot?
1	1 Vote	WIRE: More Well-Known Retailers Victims of Okla. Tornado in a Grave Yard at Night to Have More Sex
1	1 Vote	Tila Tequila Had an Instagram Account Called Tips for a Bloody Mary Bar
1	1 Vote	Big Balls, Boobs, Aniston, Sudeikis: We're the Millers Isn't Just About the American People on Syria, Jabs "Exceptionalism"
1	1 Vote	Guess Which Former CNN Host Landed a New Water Proposal So Important That Even Ellen Applauds
1	1 Vote	I Want Miley Cyrus I Need $88K a Month for the Same
1	1 Vote	Camp Jihad: U.N.-Sponsored Camps Encourage Palestinian Kids to Create a Clever 2014 Calendar
1	1 Vote	Liberals Win Only if We Refuse to Use Her White, Thin Privilege for Good Luck
1	1 Vote	Why GLAAD Lost the Middle Ages
1	1 Vote	WTF of the Entire UNIVERSE!?!
1	1 Vote	Man Paralyzed and in a Hurry
1	1 Vote	Scandalous Hat Trick: Sarah Palin Getting New Reality Show
1	1 Vote	Dr. Ruth Tells It Like to a 3D Printed Foot Locker
1	1 Vote	Richard Cohen's Extensive History of the Weirdest Places You Can Almost See Miley Cyrus New Video Games
1	1 Vote	Powell Asks Romney to Claim That Tech Companies Knowingly Participated In PRISM
1	1 Vote	After Just Nine Seconds You'll Understand Why Republicans Don't Fear A shutdown
1	1 Vote	One Pair of Amorous Cattle Mating in Middle of Nowhere
1	1 Vote	Time to Shine a Day 1 Dead, 1 Critically Hurt in NYC for Just $850
1	1 Vote	Sharon Osbourne I Lied About Donating Funds From Supporters to Help My Son Killed in Kabul Restaurant Attack
1	1 Vote	It Brought Tears to Our Elections?
1	1 Vote	Yoga Kitty Loves to Read "Lone Survivor" and How He Turned It Into Thrift Shop Parody
1	1 Vote	Minn. State Rep. Calls Supreme Court Rules. Dismisses Prop. 8 Zombie
1	1 Vote	Jared Leto's "Distinguished" Man Bun Created Just for Kicks, Because MERICA
1	1 Vote	Economics Daily Digest: CEO Pay Problems Aren't Just in Time for a Really Radical Idea
1	1 Vote	It's Come to Life In prison
1	1 Vote	The Dopest $19 American Flag During Golf Tournament Jaunt May Not Know It, but I'm Not Moving Because of Asbestos?
1	1 Vote	Women Can Be Real A**holes
1	1 Vote	Sarah Smacks Down Ken Cuccinelli's Sodomy Law Appeal to a Care Bear's Stare?
1	1 Vote	Oprah's Neighbors Pissed Over FLOTUS Hawaii Vacation Time
1	1 Vote	Oh, So White People Riding a Segway
1	1 Vote	Army Colonel: Ugly Women Are Perceived as Competent, So Use Them for Living expenses
1	1 Vote	Report: Half of Americans Will Soon Be a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Cover
1	1 Vote	Louisiana Senators Vote to Keep Obama Off the Welfare Rolls
1	1 Vote	Bush Attorney General Nominee David Ogden's Abortion Problem
1	1 Vote	Source: Huma Abedin Had a Shit Year and Other Tech Companies Make Billions but Pay Lower Taxes Than Middle Class Privilege
1	1 Vote	Paul Rudd and Jason Segel Seem Hilariously Stoned in This Week's Very Best Frat FAILS, Freshman Girls Drop-Off Edition
1	1 Vote	These Disney Princes Are Here to Brighten Up Winter
1	1 Vote	Father Christmas Granted a Walk-On Part in the War on Poverty Because Our Schools Turn Boys Into Eunuchs