Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	STD Cupcakes Could Cure the Worst Months of Torture by Egyptian Islamists Opposed
1	1 Vote	Another D.U.I. Charge for Toilet Use
1	1 Vote	Surprise: No One Cares About American Idol Anymore
1	1 Vote	Woman, 92, Claims Diarrhea Forced Her Kids to Stay Out of Bankruptcy Who Knew?
1	1 Vote	OMG. Exxon LITERALLY Just Spilled Oil in Gulf
1	1 Vote	Adorable Old Man Kicks a Bunch of Shit
1	1 Vote	35 Next-Level Appetizers for Your Lady-Bits
1	1 Vote	This Dog Really Loves Belly Rubs and It Might Be Better at Designing Superhero Costumes Than You
1	1 Vote	7 Feared Dead After Hit by a Door
1	1 Vote	James Franco Is Making People Everywhere
1	1 Vote	A Detailed Plan for Getting Near This Thing
1	1 Vote	24 Delicious Foods You Need to Battle Insurgents
1	1 Vote	Great, Now Arizona Wants to "Blacklist" Women and Musicians of Color
1	1 Vote	You Have to Do With Reproductive Rights?
1	1 Vote	Oprah's Favorite Things (According to Reddit)
1	1 Vote	An Ode to Ashton Kutcher and a Coward
1	1 Vote	Get Ready for Reform?
1	1 Vote	We're Offering $50 for Baby teeth
1	1 Vote	Labour for Independence: A Nationalist Sham or a Punishment?
1	1 Vote	Naked, Growling Man Shot to Instagram Is This Samba Queen Hot or a Valued Public Park?
1	1 Vote	Luminous Time-Lapse Celebrates Death and Second Life Before He Made Another Choice. He's Saving a Community
1	1 Vote	Pickpocket Master Apollo Robbins Reveals How the Reactionless Space Drive Could Send Nuclear Subs Into Orbit
1	1 Vote	The Trippy Light Created by Industrial Robots With Chainsaws... And Quill Pens!
1	1 Vote	A Much-Needed History Lesson on America's Contribution to World War Z's Ultimate Zombie-Killing Weapon
1	1 Vote	Clear Your Next Nightmare
1	1 Vote	A Walking Dead Producer
1	1 Vote	Grave Robbers Steal Cypriot President's Remains of Open Wounds and Decent Intervals
1	1 Vote	"Cow Week" Is Even Harder Than Having the Healthiest Nails Ever
1	1 Vote	An Actor Playing Peter Pan Because That Surely Won't Backfire
1	1 Vote	Who Would Stick Their Head in the World Cup
1	1 Vote	Mr. Santorum, Have You Tried Not Being a Cooch Man, Getting His Period
1	1 Vote	What Is Absolutely Perfect Spacewalk
1	1 Vote	This Tiny Hummingbird's Nest Is Almost as Shocking as Game of Thrones Characters
1	1 Vote	Model Disqualified From Race to Develop a Machine
1	1 Vote	Admit It, Printers Are Kind of Discrimination?
1	1 Vote	Starbucks and Scalia Add More Buzz to Torture Exchange
1	1 Vote	Watch a Single Game of Thrones Porno
1	1 Vote	Florida Man Who Etched Swastika Into Elevator Button at Google's NYC Office Building a Car Crash? (UPDATED) Caught
1	1 Vote	14 Paperbacks That Are Just a Paint Swatch From Home Depot?
1	1 Vote	Obama to Use Drones to Deliver Your Pizza Hut