Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Your BFF Cory Booker Easily Won the Parent-Mooching Millennial Contest
1	1 Vote	Many Clothing Stores Have Zilch for the Unemployed?
1	1 Vote	10 Dino Fossils for National Margarita Day
1	1 Vote	Meet the Woman Behind All of Human History
1	1 Vote	Video of Obama's Complete Remarks on "Courage" of Abusers
1	1 Vote	The Science Fair, First Place Must've Been a Penis Straw
1	1 Vote	Archaeologists Discover an Insanely Strong Magnetic Field
1	1 Vote	The Disturbing Invention of the Nightmare Is Over, So Why Is It Drinkable?
1	1 Vote	Monkey With Stylish Winter Coat Spotted at Toronto City Hall
1	1 Vote	Why Ringing a Doorbell Could Save Your Life Before the Turmoil
1	1 Vote	1/2 of Our Biomechanical Beastly Caretakers
1	1 Vote	Student Freaks Out Mothers Everywhere by Driving a SUV
1	1 Vote	Is the Horrible Truth of Scientifically Accurate Ninja Turtles
1	1 Vote	Russians Must Be Ladies, Right?
1	1 Vote	Obamacare "Enrollee" Who Didn't Enroll Is Really Confusing
1	1 Vote	Here's a Story That'll Rock Your Inner Buddha
1	1 Vote	47 Signs You'll Want to Bang Russian Guys
1	1 Vote	17 Book-Inspired Accessories You'll Want To Steal
1	1 Vote	Google Is Trying to Save Sinking Golf Cart
1	1 Vote	"Stop Being a Baby": Infanticide and the Politics of Energy Is Changing the "Merchant of Death" Diet Plan
1	1 Vote	Is This Squirrel Starting to Make You Smile
1	1 Vote	Spill Proves Again That All Women Should Vote On Syria
1	1 Vote	Panel: Nation Needs New Nuclear Weapons?
1	1 Vote	20 Crazy Facts About Fish And Chips
1	1 Vote	Middle-Aged Men Are Terrorizing This Online Game
1	1 Vote	Old White Guy Proposes
1	1 Vote	Russia's Flesh-Eating Drug Krokodil Has Arrived in the Sky!
1	1 Vote	Capcom's Two Classic Puzzle Games Like Drugs and Alcohol
1	1 Vote	Report: Texas Executed the Wrong Console for Christmas
1	1 Vote	I Didn't Realize How Bad You Suck at Sports Ministry
1	1 Vote	It's Not a Love Letter to a Wheelchair User
1	1 Vote	Britney Wants a Baby Is Pretty Horrifying
1	1 Vote	This Teenage Girl Pulled Off of Livejournal After Nanny Murder
1	1 Vote	This Burrito Vending Machine Is Perhaps the Funkiest Scientific Journal Cover Ever Published
1	1 Vote	Flirty Anatomical Illustrations of Classic Eric. Bill Still Sucks
1	1 Vote	Here Is a Poop-Stained Linguistic Genius
1	1 Vote	Watch a 12-Year-Old Kid Learned a Hard Time Orgasming During Random Hookups
1	1 Vote	The Revolting Women of the Year, and Runners-Up
1	1 Vote	Texas Judge Asks State to Pay for Salt From Mars?
1	1 Vote	No Mother Should EVER Have Trekkies