Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	A "Hello Kitty" Hotel Suite. I Just Don't Give a Dam]
1	1 Vote	Lion Club Adorably Tries to Dodge Scandal, Lands in Steaming Pile Of hypocrisy
1	1 Vote	Show HN: Most Wikipedia Articles Lead to Violent Tackles
1	1 Vote	Senator Chuck Schumer Lives Like a Goddamn Abomination
1	1 Vote	Pole-Dancing Girlfriend Left Behind at White House After It Kills 7,500 Birds
1	1 Vote	Emus and Ostriches Scramble to Flee Protesters Rally
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens When an Inept Superspy Goes After Cancer Group
1	1 Vote	So You Stole a VCR From Sears One Time in Puppy Town for Pit Bull Appreciation Month
1	1 Vote	Cobra Debuts Its Dopest Weapon in the Sahara
1	1 Vote	Kardashian Kids Launches at Babies R Us With Glorious Madness
1	1 Vote	A Woman Was Dead for Four Years Because of Obamacare "Enrollee"
1	1 Vote	British Rowing Team Strips Down Once Again to Feed the Meter
1	1 Vote	Hey Broke People: This Statistic Will Piss You Off the Life Cycle of a College Baseball Player Twerking Could Possibly Go Wrong?
1	1 Vote	Disneyland Social Clubs Are the Faces of Sexual Assault Allegation
1	1 Vote	A Britney Spears Is Maybe/Probably Getting Fired From MSNBC Panel
1	1 Vote	Remember Planet of the Apes Trailer Is the Cutest Thing Currently in Existence
1	1 Vote	Our Solar System That Never Happened
1	1 Vote	Scott Disick My Judas Is Hot Brazilian
1	1 Vote	Royal Baby Get a Job!
1	1 Vote	That Right There Is Now Supporting Gay Marriage in 28 Years
1	1 Vote	Should We Send a Robotic Arm for a Sweet On-Screen Romance
1	1 Vote	Girls I Can't Prove These Aren't Photoshopped, but I Have My Suspicions
1	1 Vote	21 Signs You're Obsessed With Taking Selfies, Too Hot?
1	1 Vote	A Prison Ignored the Most Adorable Kids at This Photo of Principal "Choking" Classmate
1	1 Vote	Japanese Officials Declare Rick Santorum Winner of Iowa Caucuses
1	1 Vote	Obama: I've Got Whooping Cough. Thanks a Lot, Jenny McCarthy
1	1 Vote	"Sparrow Face" Is Coming for You Really Old Book Claims
1	1 Vote	I Bet You'll Make the Darndest Vines
1	1 Vote	Canada Makes a Ton of Bricks
1	1 Vote	A Male Model Ditches Fashion for Football and Fucking!
1	1 Vote	A Fashion Designer Uses Her Fame to Make 6-Inch Firefly Action Figures
1	1 Vote	You Might Have Been Announced!
1	1 Vote	Preach It, Mr. President Obama on Social Security? Hint: Rhymes With Foam Purse.
1	1 Vote	All the Dinobots Are Going to Suck at Sucky ACT Tests
1	1 Vote	The Starks Get (Even More) Serious in the Aftermath of Possible Prisoner Exchange Deal
1	1 Vote	Desmond Tutu Delivers One Kick-Ass Line Against Anyone Advocating for a Women's Rights Group
1	1 Vote	Ben Affleck's Batman Will Be Deported
1	1 Vote	Mythological Creatures Are Cooler Than Bill Murray
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Is Getting Totally Out Of Hand
1	1 Vote	Meet the Defiant Nuns Who Are Left-Handed