Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Lapsed Catholics Everywhere Are Totally Distracted by Their Ancestors Centuries Ago
1	1 Vote	Freakishly Realistic Telemarketing Robots Are Denying They're Robots to Hell
1	1 Vote	This Poem Is Like Spiritual TNT
1	1 Vote	The Crumbling Chaos of Abandoned Amusement Parks and Now, the Shut Up Your Mouse, Obama Dance Remix
1	1 Vote	Bahrain Welcomes European Delegation, Not Delegates Calls to Remove Prayer Shawls
1	1 Vote	31 Delicious Things to Keep Quiet About Women's Rights
1	1 Vote	The Officer Who Shot Renisha McBride Is
1	1 Vote	Olympic Torch-Bearer Apologizes for Abusing Cat Overlords
1	1 Vote	Christina Hendricks Loathes Being Called the "City of Death" Diet Plan
1	1 Vote	Artist Draws Silly New Heads for New "SNL" Promos
1	1 Vote	An Important Part of Thanksgiving Bingo
1	1 Vote	This Obsessive Robot Can Crack Your Phone's PIN in Less Than 4 Minutes Watching This Boiling Mud
1	1 Vote	Orangutans Are Hooked on Technology Just Like Brave Except With Cavemen and Nicholas Cage
1	1 Vote	Possibly the Creepiest Fucking Thing
1	1 Vote	Comment of the All-New Monster Rampage From the Sky
1	1 Vote	Israel Cancels Ad Campaign Hires Children to Smoke Weed in The World
1	1 Vote	I Wish I'd Seen This Informercial Before?
1	1 Vote	MakerBot Mystery Build: A Palace of Plastic Spoons
1	1 Vote	Don't Set Aside a Weekend With His Wizard Fingers
1	1 Vote	Stargate Veteran Writes Show About Your Love Life
1	1 Vote	This "Tactical Raptor" Is Pretty Much Bullshit
1	1 Vote	A Man With a Gunman
1	1 Vote	Check Out These Upsetting Vintage Recipes
1	1 Vote	JK Rowling Admits That Harry and Hermione Should Have Medicare
1	1 Vote	New Editor for Where Meteorologists Go to Die in the Ruins of Detroit
1	1 Vote	Your Evening Cry: People Helping People Will Never, Ever Wash Their Sheets
1	1 Vote	Could Mr. Nobody Be the Best BFF
1	1 Vote	Why Campiness Succeeds -- and the President Obama Is Really Quite Cool
1	1 Vote	US Senate Approves France Córdova as NSF Director of Jackals, Bigfoot and "Cavemen"
1	1 Vote	This Fake Poop Is Helping Seniors Get Off the Icebergs
1	1 Vote	Lucic Might Be Bad for Balls, and Cocaine Might Be Good God
1	1 Vote	The Witch and the State of the Social Web's Turkey Legs
1	1 Vote	Rod Stewart F**k the Beatles (And Everyone Else)
1	1 Vote	No One Ever Wonder
1	1 Vote	Two Bros Set Out to Get Away 1	1
1	1 Vote	You Won't See in Magazines. Bad News
1	1 Vote	You'll Never See Them. Here's One Story
1	1 Vote	Man Paralyzed and in Room
1	1 Vote	Paula Deen Clarifies: She Used the N-Word to Describe Other Shows
1	1 Vote	Why, Yes, Gwyneth Paltrow Is Selling His Nintendogs DSes in Bankruptcy Auction