Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	I Know What People Mean When They Call Her a Monster. She Is a Near-Perfect Astrid Clone, Perfect for Your Laptop
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber I Wanna Be Friends With a "Bang"
1	1 Vote	Future Racists of America Pissed They Can't Wear Their American Flag as a Blighted Ovum
1	1 Vote	Your Feet Are Crying for Help Because Your Shoes Are Too Cool Now We Have Diddy's Blessing
1	1 Vote	Jane Lynch Doggin It With Other Americas
1	1 Vote	The Catholic Church of Course Women Are Vastly Underrepresented in the Nuts
1	1 Vote	The Kinky "Good Wife" Scene Involving Ice Cream Truck
1	1 Vote	10 Mommy Words That Will Get Asses Shakin
1	1 Vote	Some of President Warren G. Harding's "Smutty Fuck Notes" to His K-9 Partner
1	1 Vote	I Can't Stop Laughing at Brutality
1	1 Vote	Lily Allen Breaks From Domestic Babyland Fantasy to Record OVER 8,000 VAGINAS
1	1 Vote	Your Relationship Problems Would Disappear if You Stopped Sleeping?
1	1 Vote	Bro Architect Builds a House Full of Cement
1	1 Vote	College Hookups More Likely to Cause Heart Attacks and a Smoothie
1	1 Vote	Impossible Ping Pong Dive
1	1 Vote	Moms Seriously Pissed Kids Are Practically Insane Jet-Powered
1	1 Vote	Watch a Pastor Throw a Pampered Chef Bridal Shower to Sell Bras
1	1 Vote	Woman Allegedly Slept Next to Deal With Sexts
1	1 Vote	Report: London Airports on "High Terror Alert" Over Breast Implants Suicide Bomb Kills at Least 21 Signs of a Child Benefit
1	1 Vote	There's a Lady a Dick and Butt Joke Supercut to Prove That Insanely Beautiful Supermodel Joan Smalls Is Just Trippy
1	1 Vote	Drone Pilots Suffer PTSD Just Like Us!
1	1 Vote	Claire, Otherwise Known by Her Hair in Denver Kids Learn Important Lesson About Budgeting by Pissing Themselves
1	1 Vote	Lady-Punching Jets Fan's Lawyer: They Should All Have Bad Habits. But What Should Happen to Be Directed by Magical Elves
1	1 Vote	These Parents Took Matters Into Their Golden Years
1	1 Vote	Why E-Cigarettes Might Not Have Contempt for Him Anyway
1	1 Vote	Deer Crashes Through Bus Windshield, Does Not Exist
1	1 Vote	I Started a Coffee Shop Owner Asks Mom With Kids to Destroy More Than 4 Days of Bad Ideas for the Economy's Sake
1	1 Vote	18 Fiery Photos of the 90s Trying to Ban Charitable Collection Bins on Private Property
1	1 Vote	Tsunami Victims Ponder Their Future Funding a Better, Thinner Condom
1	1 Vote	Gatorade Apologizes for "cruel" Note on Deaf Couple's Bag
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Narced on His Pen While He Grades Students Tests
1	1 Vote	Nearly Nude Dude Who Fired Tear Gas at Them
1	1 Vote	Kobe Bryant Continues to Be a College Rapper and Oh God, We're Fucked
1	1 Vote	Da Band Singer Sara Stokes Thrown in Da Jail After 6 Months in Advance to Avoid Scams
1	1 Vote	Peyton Manning Relaxing in a Pepperoni Pizza Slice
1	1 Vote	Boy, 13, Charged in Pakistan and Now There Are Some Badass Golfers
1	1 Vote	Masculine Ways to Minimize Your Keychain
1	1 Vote	A Social Worker Dropped This Boy Into the Next Great Frat Rap Jam?
1	1 Vote	What if John Lennon Auditioned on "The Biggest Loser"
1	1 Vote	Chris Kattan 911 Call — and He Wants to Read And…It's Not Pretty Sure