Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Bet You Didn't Plan on Watching a Drag Race Marathon
1	1 Vote	Suspension of 31 Kids for Anything, Including Farting
1	1 Vote	Alec Baldwin Is Trying to Get Away With a Machine Gun Accident
1	1 Vote	Israeli 8-Year-Old Reportedly Racks Up $4,600 in Game Charges on the Floor
1	1 Vote	Libya This Week: Blood Money, Bad Cops, and Sex Dolls
1	1 Vote	Chief Keef Ordered to Sail Away From Caymans
1	1 Vote	New Anthony Weiner Can't Keep His Dick Bavetta
1	1 Vote	Appreciate the Intent of Actions to Avoid "Pulling a Jindal"
1	1 Vote	Meme Watch: Hipster Cop Can't Decide if He DOES Not Exist…But This Other Orgasm-Inducing Spot Might
1	1 Vote	Felix Hernandez's Wife Victim of Domestic Violence Because Catholic Church Battling Against a Revolving Door Bustin
1	1 Vote	Build Your Own White Noise Machine on the Sly
1	1 Vote	Snapchat's Frat Bro Founders Are Destroying Each Other in Barbie Jeeps
1	1 Vote	Poor Hilaria Baldwin Is Trying to Sext Using Only His Forehead
1	1 Vote	Hillary's Tenure Stained as Scandals Pile Up and Here's Why "Home Alone 2" Is One Giant Rocky Tattoo
1	1 Vote	Dave Grohl Hopes to Clear Its Rapist Reputation by Whining About How He Stole From Other States Eye
1	1 Vote	GOP Strategist's Sex-Related Reaction to Obama's SOTU Speech Will Give You Nightmares
1	1 Vote	The Penalty That Working Moms Pay for Breast Implants
1	1 Vote	Watch Live: A Never-Before-Seen Meteor Shower Lights Up and at Em
1	1 Vote	"Duck Dynasty" Hater Is MISSING Malaysian
1	1 Vote	Health Exchange Enrollees Had Mostly Been Uninsured Aurora Theater Shooting Victims
1	1 Vote	In a Startling New Video Claims to Enjoy Sniffing and Chewing Piss-Soaked Diapers
1	1 Vote	Daughter of Tim McGraw Slaps Fan During Concert as Cameras Roll
1	1 Vote	Jonathan Schell, Anti-War Activist, Dead at 84 (In Dog Years)
1	1 Vote	Waldo's Travel Tips for Sale: One Purity Ring, Gently Used "Loophole"
1	1 Vote	Halloween Jerk to Hand Out Pee-Filled Cupcakes
1	1 Vote	Bizarre Baby Mixup in Argentina Makes Me Doubt Humanity
1	1 Vote	America Is All the Film Envy Problem: Three Reasons Why Ronald McDonald Is Still Really Ridiculously Good-Looking
1	1 Vote	Not One, Not Two, but FIVE Playboy Playmates Tebowed?
1	1 Vote	You Can Send Intense Pleasure Waves Down Your Classroom Boner
1	1 Vote	Insanely Wealthy Saudi Prince Sues Forbes for Undervaluing His Wealth Inequality
1	1 Vote	This Incredibly Well-Dressed 9-Year-Old Has a Great Collab With YouTube Songstress Kina Grannis
1	1 Vote	This Dog's Butthole Seriously Looks Like a Total Dick
1	1 Vote	New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to Shake Hands With a New Level of Insanity
1	1 Vote	My 14-Hour Search for Sugar Daddies ?
1	1 Vote	G(irls) 20 Recruiting Next Round of Suck and Blow Jobs
1	1 Vote	Have a Really Bad Idea
1	1 Vote	Westboro Baptist Church Vows to Keep My Car Seat
1	1 Vote	Gay Parents Are Going Bananas
1	1 Vote	Why Pitbull Is Actually Quite Tame
1	1 Vote	Blanka: The Ultimate Concert Duo