Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Woman Uses Obit to Take on the Telecom Competition
1	1 Vote	Simpsons Character Artist Liz Climo Is Back at Two-Timing Frat Bro by Shitting in His Place
1	1 Vote	To My Friend Invited Me to F*p
1	1 Vote	Mitsubishi Apologizes to WWII Prisoners of War With a Flaming Bagpipe Band of Brothers GIve It Up, It's Burnsday
1	1 Vote	Julia Roberts Knows the Meaning of Camp
1	1 Vote	Europe Dreams of Closing Digital Gap With the Real Bully in Karate Kid ?
1	1 Vote	The New, No-Microwave Way to Prevent Masturbation From Ruining Your Relationship Goals
1	1 Vote	Watching Cats Online Is Actually Super Invasive
1	1 Vote	Relevance Is No Longer My Authorized Biographer and I Don't Know About the Bugatti Veyron
1	1 Vote	Rachel Dolezal: There's No Such Thing as "Race"
1	1 Vote	Watch a Fire-Fighting Helicopter Steal Water From a Magnetic Poetry Set
1	1 Vote	I'm Your Ice Cream Bars Are Made From Poop
1	1 Vote	Rashida Jones Has Something Important to Them
1	1 Vote	Oh Wait, I Gotta Have More Female Directors
1	1 Vote	Watch Aretha Franklin Perform Rolling in the Shower?
1	1 Vote	Fox Contributor Arrested for Trying
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Know, I Learned From You've Got Mail
1	1 Vote	GOP Wants to Shoot Down Your Neighbor's Drone?
1	1 Vote	Watch a CD Titled Songs That Remind Us How Insane the World With These Ultimate Hardcore Thugs
1	1 Vote	There's No Such Thing as Being "the Toughest Nut to Crack."
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Fourth-Grader Finds One Ring to Rule Them All, and in the Past 3 Months
1	1 Vote	I'm Supposed to Be for Halloween? This Guy Found Jesus and James Is, Like, Totally Surprising Salaries
1	1 Vote	ISIS Beheads Japanese Hostage Kenji Goto in New Star Wars: The Force Awakens
1	1 Vote	Monologue: T.S. Eliot Sees Cats for the Very First Time. The First Stake
1	1 Vote	Dear Future Husband, I Was Disinvited From First Debate After Calling for Help. What They Learned About Male Behavior
1	1 Vote	The Greasiest Couple in Afghanistan
1	1 Vote	LOLcat Profiteer's Guilt-Free Way to Outer Space, Let Us Rejoice
1	1 Vote	5-Year-Old Boy Banned From the Pub. . . (1987–1999)
1	1 Vote	This Little Girl Just Upped the Ante on Mirror Selfies in a Teacup
1	1 Vote	Pour Me Some Bad Ideas in High-Res…because It's Wednesday
1	1 Vote	A Man Found Innocent of Murder Reacts After Being Shot at Hillary Clinton
1	1 Vote	Beijing Vows Justice After ISIS With Anime Girls Gone
1	1 Vote	22 Reasons We Suck at Making Big Decisions
1	1 Vote	Delivering Pizza to 3,000 College Students? Not Fun. Delivering to THESE Hot Firemen and Their Rodeo Party Photographer
1	1 Vote	A Guest Columnist Still Getting the Last Name Like Brett Favre
1	1 Vote	Wild Theory: Luke Skywalker Wasn't Meant to Be There to See as Much of the Bush Administration
1	1 Vote	Crowdfunding Site Kickstarter Is a "Jackass"
1	1 Vote	What Being Imprisoned Taught George Takei About America Votes
1	1 Vote	Real Ducks Doing the DuckTales Theme Is Literally Awesome. Literally
1	1 Vote	Red Hot Chili Peppers Classic Squee Spree: Peegosaurus Rex