Headline Smasher | Best Smashes of All Time

1	1 Vote	Pizza Hut Apologizes for Tone of Their Painted Fingernails
1	1 Vote	12 Negative Thoughts About That "Pop Your Cherry" Myth
1	1 Vote	This Is the Space Robot Equivalent of an Autistic Person of Course
1	1 Vote	Scientists Claim Philae Comet Lander Has Found Signs of Alien Life on This Lock Screen Anymore
1	1 Vote	Pentagon: ISIS War in Alaska to Spot Her Before She Drains Your Bank Account
1	1 Vote	I Really Like Some Men to Marry in All of Their Dying Patients. That's Okay
1	1 Vote	Here's One Guy's Insanely Long List of Banned Baby Names
1	1 Vote	6 Reasons You Should Never Trust Your Friends With My Little Pony Bag
1	1 Vote	James Corden Made an Enemy of the Quokka
1	1 Vote	Society Has Labeled Me a Freak Storm Unleashes Mountains of Mud, Traps Motorists
1	1 Vote	Insurrection: Claire McCaskill Will Not Vanquish Gay Shame Yourself
1	1 Vote	Escaped Inmate Richard Matt Was an IRL Supergirl
1	1 Vote	Colorado Official Wants to Come Wipe Your Tears Away
1	1 Vote	High Ocean Temperatures Around Hawaii Set to Extend Health Benefits for Illegals After Immigration Reform?
1	1 Vote	Science Finds That There Are High Heels for Four Year Olds (But Should There Be?)
1	1 Vote	Amanda Seyfried's Dog Is Just Getting Laid, It's Getting the Recognition She Deserves
1	1 Vote	Poll: What Is Drake Doing to Mince Pies
1	1 Vote	How Many of These Beanie Babies and Kittens Are Not Geniuses
1	1 Vote	Thigh Slits, Satin, Lots of Volume and No Dreams
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Talks About Being a Dick
1	1 Vote	Airbnb Holds Creepy Contest to Sleep Better
1	1 Vote	24 Exciting Remixes That Will Tickle Your Feet
1	1 Vote	Hot Belt Trends for Fall Makeup Is Nearly 1/3 Gone
1	1 Vote	The Military in Burkina Faso Confirms They've Taken Over With a Shiny Suit
1	1 Vote	Dozens of Rescued Circus Lions Get New Libido-Boosting Drug Approved?
1	1 Vote	Nigerian Military Is Ending On-Call and Last-Minute Scheduling
1	1 Vote	An Aggressive Fan Almost Pulled a Sonny Bono
1	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner Manages to Be Included
1	1 Vote	When Bras and Buttons Fail: The Best Pre-Workout? An Overly Caffeinated Dom Mazzetti
1	1 Vote	Watch a Boeing 747 Get Lifted Off the Damn Monkey Bars
1	1 Vote	Can a Nine Year Old Be a Catfish
1	1 Vote	27 "Too Many Cooks" Questions We're Still Stewing Over, One Year Difference. He Was Deported. Then He Was
1	1 Vote	Robber Shot After Yelling "Don't Shoot Me, I'm Pregnant" Was Not Impressed
1	1 Vote	All Grown Up and See "Magic Mike XXL"
1	1 Vote	What Trump Didn't Have Openly Gay Imam
1	1 Vote	American Marijuana Use Doubles in a Train at 75MPH
1	1 Vote	This Little Boy Was Out of Condoms and Sex Slavery Nightmare Human
1	1 Vote	Laverne Cox Calls Out Shitty Employers on Craigslist
1	1 Vote	High School Outs Teen, Strips Him of Valedictorian Title for Being a Leo DiCaprio
1	1 Vote	Cher Is 67 and Still Looks Way Too Emotional About Christmas 🎄