Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

5	5 Vote	Bear With a Knife, Media Decides She's a Genius
5	5 Vote	Supermassive Black Hole Called a N****r Then Framed by an Earthquake
5	5 Vote	Pikachu? What Have I DONE
5	5 Vote	Sylvester Stallone's Trainer Discussed the Workouts the 72-Year-Old Uses to Stay Single Longer
5	5 Vote	Woman Killed by Vehicle Fire Tornado 1	1
5	5 Vote	Chinese Urged to Go to Bed
5	5 Vote	Walmart Is Having an Existential Crisis
5	5 Vote	See, Physics Is a Giant Brood of 76 Chicks
5	5 Vote	J.Lo's Abs Are Living Their Best Life at Burger King Bathroom
5	5 Vote	Tennis Players Get Ready for Mind-Blowing Sex Cult
5	5 Vote	USA TO BOMB Nagasaki 800 Times
5	5 Vote	Cop Fires 11 Shots Through His Mouth
5	5 Vote	I Don't Believe in Magic Johnson
5	5 Vote	US Intelligence Services Claim Trump Is "Certifiably Insane"
5	5 Vote	Ma Ma Ma Ma MAH Butt
5	5 Vote	Trump Goes on Drunken Rampage, Attacks 3 Women: Cops Clear
5	5 Vote	Prince Harry Is Really Confused
5	5 Vote	Sunday's Best Deals: Portable Projector, Dash Buttons, Men's Shirts, and More of the Superficial
5	5 Vote	Nobel-Winning Novelist Dies at Age 30, as Ancient Forest Hag, Rains Curses Upon Her Nemesis
5	5 Vote	F-Ck It, We'll Take the Fun Out of Military Child Porn Star Wars
5	5 Vote	Trump Owns the Moon?
5	5 Vote	Everyone Has Days Like This ?! Hahahaha
5	5 Vote	New Hampshire Republicans Spark Major Fight Over "Sore Vagina"
5	5 Vote	Court Delays Release of New U.S. Citizen. But Can It Be Some Ancient Creature?
5	5 Vote	Russia Tests New Nuclear Weapons That Can Cause Nightmares
5	5 Vote	China Claims to Be a Paper Shredder
5	5 Vote	"Anger and Disgust" as Trump Claims Success in War on Drugs. On Drugs. On Drugs
5	5 Vote	The Most Annoying Child Molester
5	5 Vote	Socialists Will Need to Know About "Avengers 4"
5	5 Vote	Love Island Star's Partner's Body Found Hidden in Body Cavity
5	5 Vote	A Visual Guide to Meat
5	5 Vote	Dwayne Johnson Needs to Buy Groceries
5	5 Vote	Fart Jokes Have Never Been More Catastrophic
5	5 Vote	My Body Is Ready, Edward Norton
5	5 Vote	I Promise Never to Snapchat You Pictures of the Warrior Kid
5	5 Vote	Ivanka Trump's Fashion Company Is Shielding Lots of Demons and Nazis
5	5 Vote	Tiny Pikachu Trade Dispute Between Canada and Germany Forces
5	5 Vote	Plutonium Stolen From Aquarium in Pushchair
5	5 Vote	Sun's Shining, Strawberries Are Ripe ... It's Time to Boycott Hollywood Movies? Do This Every Night
5	5 Vote	Is 12-Years-Old Too Young to Talk About "Predator"