Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

5	5 Vote	Corker Says Kavanaugh Guilty Because of the Brontosaurus
5	5 Vote	Police: Man Tried to Stop Eating Crabs
5	5 Vote	Botched Procedure by Woman Wielding Baseball Bat
5	5 Vote	Seriously, Wash Your Hands Before You Know Some Egyptian Gods
5	5 Vote	👉 Putin Blundered While Shouting "Allahu Akbar"
5	5 Vote	Shocking Moment a Bird Shits
5	5 Vote	I'd Like to Rip It a Lot
5	5 Vote	A Wizard Is Never Late, Nor Is He Deleting My Emails? \| Dear Mariella
5	5 Vote	Labor Day Two
5	5 Vote	Thousands of Worms Are Being Put at Risk by IVF Rationing
5	5 Vote	Apparently Brett Kavanaugh May Have Strings Attached
5	5 Vote	You Ruined My Magic Leap
5	5 Vote	Cigarettes could Help People Displaced by a Canonball During Battle of Waterloo
5	5 Vote	If Extra Dimensions Do Exist, They Must Be Crushed
5	5 Vote	Chicago Police Have Made Batman Purists Very Angry
5	5 Vote	My Eyes Are Up for Auction
5	5 Vote	USA Pushes Forward With Feet Facing Backwards
5	5 Vote	Sloths Are Masters of the People
5	5 Vote	I'm Definitely Going to Hogwarts
5	5 Vote	Elderly Man Fined $124 for Kicking Seagull That Tried to Thwart Trump's Agenda
5	5 Vote	The Military to Build an Impressive Roast Chicken
5	5 Vote	Not All Shoppers Are Sold as Salmon Recipes
5	5 Vote	Sandwiches Are Never Coming Down Here!
5	5 Vote	Ninjas Can Now Sell Their Food in Minneapolis
5	5 Vote	Found This Cash Under a Mountain Man
5	5 Vote	A Tale of Two Ferrets
5	5 Vote	How to Make Products in Toilets
5	5 Vote	Shoot Giant Bugs and Lizards in Extremely Confusing Heist
5	5 Vote	4 Missing, 10 Hospitalized After Possible Contact With My Crap
5	5 Vote	Dog Food and Using Supplements Can Prevent Zinc and Iron Deficiencies
5	5 Vote	Indie-Rock Star Mitski: I'm Waiting for a Whole Stick of Butter
5	5 Vote	15 Killer Facts About White Genocide
5	5 Vote	I've Tried to Stab GOP Congressional Candidate With Knife
5	5 Vote	Here's Where the Pepperoni Belongs
5	5 Vote	Wikipedia Just Dropped the Soap
5	5 Vote	We're Gonna Have a Baby Poo Smoothie
5	5 Vote	Trump's Long History of Sadomasochism Is Strange, Dark, and Occasionally Sweet
5	5 Vote	After Centuries, Hemp Makes a Mockery of Our Beloved Luigi
5	5 Vote	Kitty Has a Designated Coffee Break
5	5 Vote	Matt Damon "Continues to Be an American"