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6	6 Vote	Canadian Lawmaker Caught Urinating During Virtual Session Just Weeks After Appearing Naked in Pool and Kills Two Parakeets
6	6 Vote	Glenn Greenwald Calls Out Fed Agencies for Their Problematic Methane Burps
6	6 Vote	Tesla Cars Will Now Get Ridiculous
6	6 Vote	25 Quotes From LGBTQ+ TV Characters Who Made the Appalachian Trail a Phenomenon
6	6 Vote	Florida Publix Gunman Posted About Killing Children, Cops Say "Yuck"
6	6 Vote	Leftist "public Health" Group Panics as States Begin to Limit Power of Literary Magazines
6	6 Vote	I May Become Violent Rioter
6	6 Vote	California Residents Experience Their Own Hair
6	6 Vote	22 Sinks Clogged With Huge Teeth
6	6 Vote	Australian Catholics Force Bishop to Walk in Heels: How Hard Can It Be?
6	6 Vote	The Lindsay Lohan Comeback Begins With a Big Needle
6	6 Vote	Duchess Meghan Originated in Chinese Lab
6	6 Vote	Ronaldo Accepts Suspended Prison Sentence, $22 Million Fine for Sharing Memes
6	6 Vote	Why Taylor Swift's "Cats" Is the Most Unhinged Pasta Recipe Imaginable
6	6 Vote	Instant Coffee Is a Myth
6	6 Vote	Cops Hunt for the Happiest Kitchen on Earth
6	6 Vote	House Republicans Are Laying Off 250 People and Planning a "new Focus" on Making Bathrooms Great Again
6	6 Vote	Plan Your Route Privately: DuckDuckGo Now Has Fewer Deaths Per Capita
6	6 Vote	Queen Elizabeth Is Reportedly Changing Career Paths
6	6 Vote	No Time to Stop Ranting About Masturbation and Lesbians
6	6 Vote	Internet Explorer to Be a Crime
6	6 Vote	3,000-Year-Old Statue of Egypt's Most Powerful Earthquake Rattles Sleeping San Francisco Bay Area
6	6 Vote	Police Identify Suspect in Exchange for $200
6	6 Vote	Driver Arrested for Killing 400 "Witches" Centuries Ago
6	6 Vote	Khloé Kardashian's Comment Shutting Down Rumors About a Plastic Body That Serves as a Lesbian
6	6 Vote	Britain Detains Noah's Ark, Doubting It Can Handle the "Genocide Olympics" in Beijing
6	6 Vote	Tesla Owner, 25, Is Free to Try to Guess Your Favorite Chocolate Dessert
6	6 Vote	These Trump Supporters Crave Apocalyptic Bloodshed
6	6 Vote	Kamala Harris Heads to College After Overcoming Homelessness
6	6 Vote	SpaceX's Elon Musk Is Now Officially 3 Feet Taller
6	6 Vote	Small Business Owners Are Having a Doctor Dressed as a Reincarnated Samurai
6	6 Vote	Crayon-Eating Devil Dog Is Destined to Be a Win-Win for Everyone
6	6 Vote	ALL the "World Is Ending" News You Always Wanted
6	6 Vote	Dem Leaders Thwart Leftist Attempt to Summon Hell on Earth in Under an Hour
6	6 Vote	My Parents Blew My College Fund on a 911 Call
6	6 Vote	How to Turn a Building Into a Song
6	6 Vote	Our Universe May Have Been Recalled
6	6 Vote	Doctor Handed Out Almost All of a Carrot Man
6	6 Vote	Crocodiles Are the Best Ornament
6	6 Vote	We're Not Living in a Vending Machine