Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

6	6 Vote	Wait, Why Are Planets Round? 1	1
6	6 Vote	Coronavirus Finally Gets Trump to Sit Down and STFU
6	6 Vote	The Top Reason I Hate Masks Is Anti-Science
6	6 Vote	How to Hug Your Bleeding Limbs, Human Potty
6	6 Vote	Things Are So Gushy
6	6 Vote	Help! I'm a Celebrity Masterchef
6	6 Vote	I'm Not Moving and You Should Take Up Wizardry
6	6 Vote	Man Breaks Guinness World Record Breaker 1	1
6	6 Vote	OK, Chill Out With the Taliban
6	6 Vote	Teen Dies at 76
6	6 Vote	Hamster Makes a Cup of Coffee
6	6 Vote	Babes in the Catholic Hierarchy
6	6 Vote	Some Diplomats See Danger in State's Plan to Manipulate Gravity
6	6 Vote	This Is Not Real
6	6 Vote	In the Time of Extirpation
6	6 Vote	Dozens Killed in Illinois Bike Accident
6	6 Vote	You've Got to Be Sexually Degraded
6	6 Vote	The Human Family Tree Keeps Getting Worse
6	6 Vote	Animals Are "Shapeshifting" to Cope With Backlog
6	6 Vote	Dems Plan to Have Sex: Graphic Content Warning
6	6 Vote	Hero Jumps Out of Everything
6	6 Vote	Here's How You Can Easily Do Yourself
6	6 Vote	Gavin Newsom Attempts to Take Over the Moon
6	6 Vote	How the Magic System Works in Any Country
6	6 Vote	Barista Refuses to Be Prepared
6	6 Vote	Mum Forced to Go on Family Walk
6	6 Vote	Mayor's Plan to Contaminate Pacific Ocean
6	6 Vote	Why It Took Me Just Minutes to Schedule Sex With Husband Mike Castle
6	6 Vote	Screw the Next Decade?
6	6 Vote	Loki Just Gave Us Nutmeg
6	6 Vote	MAGIC: THE Gathering Returns to Traumatize Your Childhood
6	6 Vote	Uber and Arrival Confirm Deal to Produce "Mega Blast of Energy"
6	6 Vote	Batman's Toilet Has Been Placed on Leave
6	6 Vote	All This Cheetah Cub Wanted Was a Joyous Queer Anthem
6	6 Vote	The Taliban Is "Islamophobic"
6	6 Vote	Officials Announce They're Tearing Down the Rabbit Hole
6	6 Vote	New Book: Trump Said He Smoked "A Lot" of Meth
6	6 Vote	Woman in Need of a Mythical Aquatic Creature
6	6 Vote	Mom Says Kindergarten Teacher Told Student to Dig Feces Out of the Legendary Christopher Plummer
6	6 Vote	Some People Call It Lazy; I Call It an Inescapable Curse