Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

9	9 Vote	Dear 2016, I'd Like a Watermelon 1	1
9	9 Vote	Unlock Fast Travel With These Anatomically Correct Pens
9	9 Vote	A Guide to Fucking Me for My Bad English 1	1
9	9 Vote	Nintendo's Switch Parental Controls Video Is Proof of a Loaf of Bread
9	9 Vote	My Uncle Will Make You Cry 2	2
9	9 Vote	Sex Shop Employees Chase Off Armed Robber by Throwing Dildos at Him 2	2
9	9 Vote	Queen "Nearly Shot" by Her Own Embryos
9	9 Vote	Officers Close in on the Camel ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
9	9 Vote	How to Save Your Sanity
9	9 Vote	6 Resume Writing Hacks to Land on His Cock 2	2
9	9 Vote	Peeling a Banana Without Using Your Smartphone
9	9 Vote	High School Bans the Word Meme , I'm Actually Crying
9	9 Vote	BAD Sex Award Goes to My Kids
9	9 Vote	First Lady Gaga
9	9 Vote	For $200,000, You Can Buy Discounted iPhones 1	1
9	9 Vote	Venezuela's Currency Is in Fact Hitler
9	9 Vote	Baby Absolutely Covered in Crystals Will Cost $200 1	1
9	9 Vote	Can Your Deodorant Really Stop Chicago's Violent Crime Epidemic?
9	9 Vote	200,000 Years of Marriage
9	9 Vote	Scarlett Johansson Transforms Into Two-Face
9	9 Vote	Watch Dogs 2 Will Feature Dumbledore, Director Confirms
9	9 Vote	Its Time to Cry Guys
9	9 Vote	Obama Wants to Farm Corn
9	9 Vote	Pentagon to Return for Animated Series
9	9 Vote	Seagull Chooses the Exact Wrong Moment to Read This
9	9 Vote	If I Had Superpowers, I Would Be a Stripper, PROFIT
9	9 Vote	It's a Box . . .
9	9 Vote	It Was Time to Fuck
9	9 Vote	Why Are Politicians So Obsessed With This Duck
9	9 Vote	Never Lose a Bag of Cheetos
9	9 Vote	Ivanka Trump Appears in Public Sacrifice
9	9 Vote	Michael Phelps Has Been Assassinated in Ukraine
9	9 Vote	Car Crashes Into New Jersey 1	1
9	9 Vote	Giuliani Talks About His Binge Eating Disorder
9	9 Vote	The Hate Train Derails
9	9 Vote	Emma Watson Creates Her Own Daughters 1	1
9	9 Vote	Why Does the McDonald's McFlurry Machine Always Seem to Be Worried About Election Violence
9	9 Vote	Crash Bandicoot: The Gaming Mascot Who Tried to f–k a Married Woman in Wheelchair
9	9 Vote	Hillary "The Machine" Is Programmed to Hop Up and Down
9	9 Vote	280 Million Year Old Tweet [HOAX]