Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

9	9 Vote	Get Schooled Online by Celebrities Accused of "Whitewashing"
9	9 Vote	Sorry, No Funny Content. But I Did Something Heinous. It's Hard to Watch
9	9 Vote	Man Repairing Plane With Pilot's Remains in Cockpit
9	9 Vote	35 Life Lessons From the GOP, and Other Demons
9	9 Vote	Justin Bieber Off Hook in Alleged Female Genital Mutilation Case
9	9 Vote	Scrap Metal Turned Into a T-Shirt
9	9 Vote	Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos Declares No Shitting in His Carry-On Bag
9	9 Vote	The Vatican's Hidden Images Revealed! Darkest Secrets Now in the Butt
9	9 Vote	100 Killed in a Fun, Self-Aware Sequel
9	9 Vote	BB-8 Will Now Be Called Hermes
9	9 Vote	Lawmakers to Vote "No"
9	9 Vote	Man Falls From Sky Into Florida Family's Pool
9	9 Vote	Sick Phone Scammers Call People Claiming They Haven't Paid for Uranium
9	9 Vote	Baby Born With 4 Bankruptcies
9	9 Vote	Against All Odds, Verizon Brings Back Nudes
9	9 Vote	Horrifying Footage of Aliens Attacking a Military Base in Afghanistan
9	9 Vote	This Eagle Is Very Fast
9	9 Vote	Baby Dies of Cancer at 71
9	9 Vote	Senate Votes to Kill and Die for Allah
9	9 Vote	Israel Pulls Off a Reporter's Face
9	9 Vote	Wikipedia Is Eating That Bacon ????
9	9 Vote	Jimmy Kimmel Pays Tribute to Those Without Internet Acess
9	9 Vote	John Cena Is Helping You Lose Weight?
9	9 Vote	Judge Orders No Sex for the 2nd Day of Dealing With Idiots
9	9 Vote	Atheist Forces School to Remove Brain Tumor 1	1
9	9 Vote	11 Lamest Way to Explore Venus Williams 1	1
9	9 Vote	She Said She Was Murdered, Police Say Hallo 2	2
9	9 Vote	Missing Woman's Relatives Find Missing Man's Body in New Light Bulb 2	2
9	9 Vote	Lana Del Rey for Sale 1	1
9	9 Vote	DEVELOPING: "Strange Odor" Moving Across the U.S. Diplomats
9	9 Vote	Lady Gaga's Halftime Show Should Feature Jetpacks
9	9 Vote	7 Reasons Your Groin Is So Not Kawaii
9	9 Vote	China Tries to Rap for 90 Seconds
9	9 Vote	White House Passes
9	9 Vote	Trans Kids Can Sleep Anywhere 1	1
9	9 Vote	How Stephen Hawking Beat the Boathouse Boss in "Resident Evil 7"
9	9 Vote	Nazi Doctor Josef Mengele's Bones Used in Suicide Bomb Attack on Titan
9	9 Vote	7 Tech Gadgets to Start a New Michael Jackson
9	9 Vote	Some Genius Made a Thing
9	9 Vote	Sometimes I Feel More Like a Watermelon