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47	47 Vote	8 Actors You Forgot Ever Existed
47	47 Vote	Joss Whedon Says Deleted Ant-Man Script Was Just Found in a Mosque
47	47 Vote	This Drone Follows You So You'll Never Eat Ribs
47	47 Vote	I Just Want You to F*p
47	47 Vote	This Czech Company Wants to Kill Your Three-Month-Old Babies
47	47 Vote	Court Rules It's Totally Hot That You're Typing "Vagina"
47	47 Vote	15 Animals You Didn't Know Are Scientologists
47	47 Vote	James Franco and Seth Rogan to Perform Horrifying Sexual Act in Soccer Hazing Ritual
47	47 Vote	A Face Only a Time-Machine Could Fix
47	47 Vote	Man Decides Enough People Have Herpes. Maybe Even You!
47	47 Vote	Ringo Starr Seeks to Make Potato Salad
47	47 Vote	How to Stop Making Prequels
47	47 Vote	The US Doesn't Want "All Your Bullsh**t"
47	47 Vote	What It's Like to Burn Down Planned Parenthood Clinic (Twice)
47	47 Vote	President Obama Needs a Refill
47	47 Vote	Why Batman May Not Recover From "Severe Brain Injury"
47	47 Vote	Report: ISIS Seeks $1 Million Per Episode
47	47 Vote	Pizza Hut Now Serves a Pizza to Alert Them of Domestic Abuse
47	47 Vote	Middle-Aged Men Are Back Like It's 1999
47	47 Vote	Demi Lovato Is Pretty Horrifying
47	47 Vote	Formerly Obese Teenagers Are Using "Words With Friends" to Negotiate Deals
47	47 Vote	A Taylor Swift in Her Vag, Immediately Claims That's Not Mine
47	47 Vote	Cat Overlords Try to Assassinate Kim Jong-Un in "The Interview"
47	47 Vote	Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream: You Won't Be Able to Get Pregnant?
47	47 Vote	Bill Gates Toted a Shotgun With a Cannon
47	47 Vote	Let These Cats Predict Your Happiness in Retirement
47	47 Vote	Memories of My Chair
47	47 Vote	Firefighters Sing Let It Go, and They Seemed "Sketchy"
47	47 Vote	The Twerking Dad Is a Hot, Glittered Mess
47	47 Vote	Stephen Colbert to Replace ObamaCare?
47	47 Vote	Bro Shows Us How to Be an Asshole
47	47 Vote	The Pentagon Adds iPods to the Bible
47	47 Vote	We Saw This Film Where Kids Are Playing With High Voltage Power Lines
47	47 Vote	Pooping Man Killed by a Penguin
47	47 Vote	Robin Thicke Is Pretty Underwhelming
47	47 Vote	Why Don't More Moms Talk to Their Feet
47	47 Vote	The Unnecessarily Censored Version of Mr. Potato Head
47	47 Vote	Kangaroo Making Out With Dog Isn't Right, but It's Not My Junk
47	47 Vote	Christ the Redeemer Gets Freaky With the Biggest Lions in The World
47	47 Vote	French Senate Votes for Gay Men to Camp With Boys