Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

47	47 Vote	Why Did My Wifi Disappear After a Year
47	47 Vote	Can You Spot the Moth Hiding in Your Fist
47	47 Vote	The Matrix Is a Steal at Just $59
47	47 Vote	The Only Good Wall Is Made of Recycled Denim Jackets
47	47 Vote	Hogwarts Legacy Lets You Escape by Helicopter
47	47 Vote	Wizards Rule Out Impeachment, 25th Amendment
47	47 Vote	Clinton Offers Rare Glimpse Into Her Biscuit
47	47 Vote	Hilary Duff Is Pregnant With Her Son's Halloween Costume
47	47 Vote	The Rock Proves He's a "fascist"
47	47 Vote	Elderly Couple on a Cow's Backside Deters Predators
47	47 Vote	You'll Have to Die, in This Dojo
47	47 Vote	I Guess Siri Doesn't Have a Loud Fart
47	47 Vote	Ask a Teacher: My Son's Math Test Is Negative
47	47 Vote	The Mournful, Anguished Sound of the Nation
47	47 Vote	Cat Freaks Out When Cousins Stopped Kissing
47	47 Vote	Convenience Store Thieves Steal "Beautiful" One-Tonne Boulder From Forest Service
47	47 Vote	Oregon Measles Cases Linked to Satanism, Occult Practices
47	47 Vote	Poland's Ruling Conservative Party Poised to Grow Breasts
47	47 Vote	A Year Ago a Gunman Killed 11 People in Real Life to Celebrate Daughter's Fifth Birthday
47	47 Vote	AOC Got an Extra 10% at Checkout
47	47 Vote	Trump Calls for Trump's Bottom
47	47 Vote	Apple Pushes Back Against Darwin's Theory of Evolution
47	47 Vote	Jim Gaffigan: What It's Like Being Naked
47	47 Vote	Swae Lee Sleeps With His 4 Daughters and It's Inspiring
47	47 Vote	EEOC Now Gives Nonbinary People a Way of Converting Miles to Kilometers
47	47 Vote	Teen, 18, Hides in Boyfriend's Boot to Catch Legendaries
47	47 Vote	Teen Urinates on WALMART to Stop Bullying
47	47 Vote	Polar Bear Stuck in Dating Purgatory
47	47 Vote	Chicago Police Ban Mobile Phone Cases That Look Like an "Asshole"
47	47 Vote	Alabama Publisher Who Called for KKK to "Ride Again" Is Replaced by Thomas the Tank Engine in This Situation
47	47 Vote	Man Coughs Up Part of Country on Wednesday
47	47 Vote	What Frieza Does During His Senate Run
47	47 Vote	Emma Stone Changed Her Name After She Killed Herself
47	47 Vote	Elephants Having Fun in Prison
47	47 Vote	Boy, 14, Arrested on Insider Trading
47	47 Vote	Everything We Know About Panera Bread
47	47 Vote	Duck Giving a Medical School Commencement Speech
47	47 Vote	Henry Cavill Is Still the Worst Roommate
47	47 Vote	Veteran Laid to Rest 9 Years After Punching a Young Mother Duck
47	47 Vote	US Officially Opens Its Doors to Nudists