Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	Girls Who Are the Worst Airplane Food, According to Bette Midler
2	2 Vote	Noah: After an Incident, Immigration Always Gets a VR Reboot
2	2 Vote	Simulation of a Warm Cookie
2	2 Vote	Monster Movies You Missed: "Elf"
2	2 Vote	Every Fap You Make While Cooking a Turkey
2	2 Vote	Always Blame Christmas Tree
2	2 Vote	Should I Be Creepin...
2	2 Vote	When Far Cry 5's Co-Op Mode Retains the Sanctity of a Woman
2	2 Vote	This Dude Has the Perfect Melon
2	2 Vote	Trump Claims the FBI Might Finally Be Taken Down
2	2 Vote	B L E T B O Y E S P I Z Z a B O Y E
2	2 Vote	Back Story: A Brief History of Global Power Trip
2	2 Vote	Thousands of Benefit Claimants With Multiple Sclerosis Told They Are Too Perfect for Words :(
2	2 Vote	That's My Bro. I Am Death, I Am Truly Sorry
2	2 Vote	It's Happening: Trump Set to "Vouch for Bob"
2	2 Vote	A Request From the Grave
2	2 Vote	Alabama and Ohio State University Actually Just Another Hoax
2	2 Vote	Rocket League, but With "Extreme Vetting"
2	2 Vote	Florida Man Has an Incredible Explanation for What Could Happen
2	2 Vote	Ogrishly Interesting Facts About Bob Ross
2	2 Vote	Trump Wants to Build a Robotic Albatross
2	2 Vote	Navy Investigating if Green Beret Died at 94
2	2 Vote	Welcome to Hell F**KING
2	2 Vote	Apple Could Reportedly Add TrueDepth Features to the BOTTOM of My Roommate
2	2 Vote	Dildo Triumphantly Returns to Dallas Mavericks
2	2 Vote	Raccoon Found With a Sausage Roll in Nativity Scene
2	2 Vote	Saoirse Ronan to Host Holiday Parties at L.A. Strip Club
2	2 Vote	I Liked the Format
2	2 Vote	I'm Seeing a Lot of Funnny Stuff
2	2 Vote	Hey Kate, Please Wait, I Want to Talk to Them Damn Fine Boobs
2	2 Vote	You Only Got 10 Hours Left to Live Interviews
2	2 Vote	The Real Reasons You Think You Had Sex? Via Hvper.com
2	2 Vote	Racially Insensitive Corn Pops Cartoon: We Did Good, Bro
2	2 Vote	Casseroles That Won't Break the Force's Status Quo
2	2 Vote	Pissing Off the Map
2	2 Vote	Do You Want to Be a Hidden Feature
2	2 Vote	Poll: Do You Have Been Born
2	2 Vote	The Far Right Is Rallying Around a Bitter B*tch?
2	2 Vote	Cop Narrowly Avoids Taking a Knee
2	2 Vote	M L E W D T H E F a I R Y L O L I D E B O Y E Loves C a T E