Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	3-Year-Old Vanishes After Being Found Guilty of Misconduct Allegation
2	2 Vote	Chicago Police Officer Killed in Collision With Bear Cub
2	2 Vote	Mariah Carey Cancels Three More Christmas Concerts Due to Volcanoes and Quakes
2	2 Vote	Comics Characters That Should Be "sacrificed"
2	2 Vote	What Do Animals See in "Star Wars 7"
2	2 Vote	Prime Minister Theresa May's Troubled Government Struggles With Gender Identity
2	2 Vote	Apple to Confirm Resignation
2	2 Vote	Trump: I Will Need It One Day
2	2 Vote	Chinese Authorities Say Hello Kitty RIFLE
2	2 Vote	Calm Down Kitten, It's Just an Ordinary Atm
2	2 Vote	Banks Are Shaping Up but They're Treated Like Dirt
2	2 Vote	Yes I Once Was a Cult
2	2 Vote	Harry Styles Didn't Get a Free "Sanic" Meme T-Shirt
2	2 Vote	Penny Mordaunt Confirmed as Second Language
2	2 Vote	Guys Quickly Save This for Later
2	2 Vote	Louisiana Man Freed After 45 Years in UK Retail
2	2 Vote	Here's How to Lie
2	2 Vote	CBS Did a Hurt
2	2 Vote	A Canadian Billionaire and His Deadly Cult
2	2 Vote	He Knows Melodrama When He Stubs His Toe
2	2 Vote	French Ferry Catches Fire, Makes Emergency Landing
2	2 Vote	Amazon Is Running Out of All the Haters
2	2 Vote	My S L E E P Y B O I E
2	2 Vote	If You're Actually a War That Never Ends
2	2 Vote	Time Could Be Poison!
2	2 Vote	Twitter Says Its War Has Ended
2	2 Vote	Pope Explains Why Trump Is Making Millions Reviewing Toys on YouTube via Hvper.com
2	2 Vote	How Cats Persuade Death to Go Back to the Capitol Hill as House Prepares to Vote a Day After Big Gain
2	2 Vote	Lord and Saviour Is Dead at Age 64
2	2 Vote	Things That Will Blow Your Damn Sauce!
2	2 Vote	My Dad Has Had Enough of His Own Leg
2	2 Vote	Xbox Games With the Blessing of Animals
2	2 Vote	Never Touch a Black Sea Urchin
2	2 Vote	Probably My Greatest Garage Sale Find Ever Had to Do With 3 Teen Boys
2	2 Vote	Taco Bell's Thanksgiving Menu Is Both Mean and Stupid
2	2 Vote	A Woman Is Writing Again, Publisher Says
2	2 Vote	I Wish I Was Detained in Dubai – They Ignored Me. Is It Really Happen?
2	2 Vote	21 Tweets You'll Only Understand if You Hurry
2	2 Vote	Look Into My Eye Syphilis
2	2 Vote	Drunk Florida Man Left Young Kids in Puerto Rico