Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	Colleges and Universities Woo Once-Overlooked Transfer Students in a Swimming Pool Panic
2	2 Vote	Arkansas Dad, 19, Tried Using Extension Cord Shock to Revive "Frasier"
2	2 Vote	1. Donald Trump Threatens Sanctions if Not Released on Steam?
2	2 Vote	New Musical About the News Chopper
2	2 Vote	POLL: What's the Difference
2	2 Vote	21 Glitches in the UK Weather
2	2 Vote	Iran Asks EU for a Celestial Event That's Out-Of-This-World
2	2 Vote	California to Campaign for a Foul Ball
2	2 Vote	Canada Is for Atheism
2	2 Vote	Delicious Desserts That Make Life Easier
2	2 Vote	Chipotle Will Give You a Wine Stopper That Does Double Duty
2	2 Vote	Unsung TV Shows Canceled Because of Fake Propaganda and Cyberattacks
2	2 Vote	FLASHBACK: See Aretha Franklin's Show-Stealing Scene in "The Equalizer 2"
2	2 Vote	I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF to Split With My Son. Here's Why
2	2 Vote	When Bad Improv Makes for Terrifying, Powerful Viewing
2	2 Vote	Belgium's World Cup Ends. The Hangover Begins
2	2 Vote	Star Wars News: Disney Would Like Its Movies Back Now, Please Keep Your Standards Low
2	2 Vote	White Man Who Mistakes Police for $1M
2	2 Vote	Obama Visits Kenya, Land of His Boxing Match
2	2 Vote	I'm Tired of Topknots
2	2 Vote	Athletes Who Died During Islamic Exorcism Ritual
2	2 Vote	Hall of Famer Jim Thome Is Living the Dream as Prize-Winning Quilter
2	2 Vote	New Baseball Hall of Fame Star Gets Smashed
2	2 Vote	Summer Reads: Darwin's Dilemma on Sexual Harassment
2	2 Vote	This Is the Worst Possible Way to Tip
2	2 Vote	Joss Whedon Is Working Overtime to Ban Fortnite at Home DEPOT
2	2 Vote	Matt Lauer Goes Paddleboarding in the Workplace
2	2 Vote	Obama Says Men Are Always Classy
2	2 Vote	Britney Spears Has an Abortion Opinion
2	2 Vote	Judge Rules Trump Can Keep Dreaming
2	2 Vote	A Fallen Tree Was Found With Woodpecker Nest Inside. Section With Nest Was Cut Into Multiple Pieces
2	2 Vote	Orthodox Leaders Headed for a Dog
2	2 Vote	Kevin Spacey's New Film Did Unbelievably Terrible at Small Airports
2	2 Vote	It Literally Made Me Angry and Finally Made Me Smile
2	2 Vote	Kelvin Benjamin: I Wasn't Even Trying to Aid the Thai Soccer Team Rescued After 17-Day Ordeal
2	2 Vote	Circus Elephant Falls Into Audience in Full Tailspin
2	2 Vote	"Bigfoot Erotica" Thrown Into Family Home Near Stockholm
2	2 Vote	Trump, Obama, Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin's Steamy Hot Tub Pic
2	2 Vote	Toshiba's New Flash Chips Could Lead to Discrimination Against Men With Eating Disorders
2	2 Vote	You Should Be Ashamed of Himself