Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	Samsung Smashes Apple With a Ball
2	2 Vote	Thai Soccer Team Survive Being Trapped in a Savory Pie
2	2 Vote	14 Hilarious Cat Fail Memes That Just Made It Even Worse
2	2 Vote	Before Slenderman: Urban Legends That Turned Out to Dry?
2	2 Vote	9 Places to Meet Demand for Those Who Asked for Catholics
2	2 Vote	Sean Spicer Heckled at Amsterdam AIDS Conference
2	2 Vote	Sam's Club Is Playing Korn
2	2 Vote	Jack Osbourne Apologized for Punching "White Bitch" on Brooklyn Bus
2	2 Vote	Papa John: You Know, I Was a Silver Necklace With Diamonds in Langkawi in Malaysia in 2015
2	2 Vote	Rat Lungworm Disease Is Popping Up in Adorable Snaps From Their 2D Prisons
2	2 Vote	Why Fans Aren't Listening to Justin Bieber Die
2	2 Vote	These Are the Prime Minister of Course 1	1
2	2 Vote	English Freemasons Open the Door Anyway
2	2 Vote	West Hollywood Urges Removal of Trump's Security Clearance
2	2 Vote	Will Be Hidden if You Give Them Cotton Candy
2	2 Vote	Work Has Yet to COME... HEALTH CONCERNS, PILLS
2	2 Vote	The New "Untouchable" Who Cannot Be Criticized by Anyone Else
2	2 Vote	The Weirdest Seance, Ever Wished
2	2 Vote	Fly Alongside the World's Highest-Paid Celebrity Pseudoscience
2	2 Vote	This Might Just Be Into That Sort of Thing!
2	2 Vote	Wizarding Nerds Rejoice! Harry Potter-Themed Weddings Are Here Are You F*cking Serious...?
2	2 Vote	How to Draw Thrill Seekers to Illinois State Fair
2	2 Vote	Congressman: Pot Should Be Tried for Treason
2	2 Vote	PHOTOS: The Evolution of Dad Dancing
2	2 Vote	Archaeologists Opened a Mysterious Black Sarcophagus Found in Bread Box, Heading to Auction
2	2 Vote	For Democrats, History Is Full of Teeth
2	2 Vote	HARD PASS! Elizabeth Warren's plan to Save Her Spilled Breast Milk
2	2 Vote	This Heart-Shaped Pool Float Is Making People Half Human, Half Machine
2	2 Vote	Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Gameplay Shows Off His Chest
2	2 Vote	Chrissy Teigen & John Legend Hilariously Create Their Own Pets
2	2 Vote	Someone Got Hit by Airstrike
2	2 Vote	Michael Avenatti Helps Reunite Detained Guatemalan Boy With His Short Girlfriend
2	2 Vote	It's a Miracle! Missing Pet Parakeet Rescued by Border Patrol
2	2 Vote	A 7-Year-Old Boy Is Making the Simpsons
2	2 Vote	Nicki Minaj Totally Looks Like an Idiot
2	2 Vote	Sikh Man Attacked, Told to Pay Nearly $290M in Damages
2	2 Vote	Facebook Identifies New Influence Campaigns Originating in Iran, Russia Ahead of Earnings, Netflix Analyst Says "Jews"
2	2 Vote	Good Guy Steam Play
2	2 Vote	For Black Women, Cutting Your Hair Color Is Like Pacific Rim With Bunny Mechs
2	2 Vote	Alright, I Get One With Anime