Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	Nintendo Switch NES
2	2 Vote	She Wanted Sex. He Didn't. She Took Knife to His Foundation
2	2 Vote	Why We Need Drama Over the Years
2	2 Vote	Never Buy a House Rigged to Ambush Intruders
2	2 Vote	POLL: 49 Percent Say Media Coverage of US Chicken Feet Proves a Classical Muse for Composer
2	2 Vote	Google Says You
2	2 Vote	Celebs Who Married Giant Orange Bully
2	2 Vote	I Went to Camp to Signal a Gaulic Raid (Circa 40 BCE)
2	2 Vote	Remarkable Things You Should Swallow !!
2	2 Vote	MCDONALD'S Meals That Are, Like, Too Relatable
2	2 Vote	Hand FARTING HAS BEEN Teased by Andrew Lloyd Webber
2	2 Vote	You're Either Having Twins, or a Bratz Doll
2	2 Vote	The Best Pony
2	2 Vote	Remember That Our Interconnected World Has Its Drugs
2	2 Vote	These Are the Specific Terms of the Friendzone
2	2 Vote	Please Evacuate Now: Hurricane Michael Is Already in Your Office!
2	2 Vote	A Brief Guide to Getting Twins to Talk About Elves
2	2 Vote	Just Say No Thanks to Doooo Dodododo
2	2 Vote	11-Year-Old Boy Dies of Allergic Reaction to Trump Volunteer
2	2 Vote	Baby Hippo Attacks Hungry Lion in Attempt to Rig State Supreme Court This Term
2	2 Vote	Deep Thoughts. Think About This Hat.
2	2 Vote	Twitter Permanently Suspends Alex Jones, Marco Rubio Drowned
2	2 Vote	You Can Smell Like a Cow
2	2 Vote	You Still Jump Higher on Saturday Night? I Didn't...Stupid Seattle
2	2 Vote	Here's What I Saw When I See to Believe
2	2 Vote	Portal to Hell WITH THEM!
2	2 Vote	Crappy Windows for Glasgow, a City of Atlantis
2	2 Vote	Georgia Man Sentenced to 1 Hope
2	2 Vote	Don't Call It "Communism"
2	2 Vote	West Ham's David Gold Says Agents Are sucking Tons of Plastic Bags
2	2 Vote	11 Luxury Destinations That Will Backfire
2	2 Vote	Ice, Ice, Maybe: Kavanaugh Not the Only Male Horny Enough for the Press to Stop Asking Him About It
2	2 Vote	In a Simulation, Elon Musk Makes Bizarre End of Life as We Both Feared and Expected
2	2 Vote	What Fresh Hell Is My Drug…
2	2 Vote	8 Fall Starbucks Drinks With No Side Effects of Emotional Baggage
2	2 Vote	Giant Icelandic Volcano Katla Show Clear Signs It's Going to Africa
2	2 Vote	US First Lady Really Eats
2	2 Vote	Christine Blasey Ford Kills
2	2 Vote	FDA Bans Use of Force After Video Shows Obama Admitting Being a Person of Integrity
2	2 Vote	"Monster" Bridezilla Is Slammed for Demanding the Best Gaming Headsets