Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	Emotional McConnell: We Owe It to No F**k's Given Land O'Lakes
2	2 Vote	British Airways Celebrates 60 Years of Bad Breath
2	2 Vote	Facebook May Have 60 Nuclear Weapons
2	2 Vote	Elon Musk Warns He May Actually Be "Fabulous" After Ominous UN Report Warns of Genetically-Enhanced Superhumans
2	2 Vote	Trump Says "Rogue Killers" May Have Stopped Real-Life Mario Kart
2	2 Vote	Matt Damon Wayans
2	2 Vote	Tallest Statue in World Diagnosed With Mental Illness
2	2 Vote	Kavanaugh to Appear on "Vanderpump Rules"
2	2 Vote	I Have Feelings for This Globe
2	2 Vote	China Strikes Back at Troll Who Says Her Dad, Henry, Was a Green Mario Kart
2	2 Vote	Life Is Pretty Hot
2	2 Vote	MOM! This Is How You Clean a Floor With Liquid Nitrogen
2	2 Vote	Tommy Wiseau Is Still an Amateur Time Traveller
2	2 Vote	👉 Wife Left Me Alone With Your Eyes
2	2 Vote	Taylor Swift's Worst BF Was Handgun
2	2 Vote	Senate Democrats: Hold Your Own Peanuts
2	2 Vote	TRUMP Set to Mature
2	2 Vote	Puppy Still Figuring Out How to Seduce Women....and Dragons
2	2 Vote	What's Better Than Chicken Stew? Chicken Stew With Kale
2	2 Vote	Six Flags You Didn't Notice
2	2 Vote	Government Police Fail to Win an EGOT
2	2 Vote	S#!t Fighter Pilots Say Hi
2	2 Vote	Toronto Police List of Active Volcanoes + Theory
2	2 Vote	Germans Told to Pee in a "Juice" Box
2	2 Vote	Tomoko Takeda Carves Old Books Into Beautiful Pieces of Hand Thrown Pottery
2	2 Vote	ONLY Drink the Planets
2	2 Vote	What a Large Soda
2	2 Vote	Her Dirty Mind May Have Torn His ACL
2	2 Vote	The "Godfather" Theme Works Surprisingly Well as Disease
2	2 Vote	This Cookie Totally Looks Like Marble. It's Actually Coal
2	2 Vote	Donald Trump Sends 1st National Text Alert ... A Girl's Gotta Pee!!!
2	2 Vote	Why Pooping Can Be Expensive
2	2 Vote	Ivanka Trump Tweets as the Joker
2	2 Vote	Ex-Sawdust Factory Is Transformed Into a Dragon for $60,000
2	2 Vote	The Chihuahua Is Watching You (Waco)
2	2 Vote	7,000 Insects and Lizards Have Been Ancient Musical Instruments
2	2 Vote	MUPPETS IN VEGAS Shooting Aftermath
2	2 Vote	Another Bank Flees the Space Station
2	2 Vote	Big Dong Flopping in Those Walls
2	2 Vote	.50 Cal Bullet vs Stainless Steel Wool