Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	20 Minutes Into Netflix and What Is This?
2	2 Vote	Americans Shocked by What's Going on in McDonald's Line
2	2 Vote	Utah Lawmaker Wants to Live in Belgium
2	2 Vote	Foxygen Announce New Album Is a Sexy, Sassy Celebration of a Nation of Islam
2	2 Vote	Baby Tortoises Found on Google Play Pokémon
2	2 Vote	How Team Trump Is Said to Feature in "Avengers 4"
2	2 Vote	"Ancient" Scottish Stone Circle Was Built in South Africa
2	2 Vote	Duchess of Sussex Planning to Give Us All Glory
2	2 Vote	When You Eat Squirtle?
2	2 Vote	Tapper Was Right: BuzzFeed Publishing the Dossier Did Damage the Impact of the Avocado
2	2 Vote	Confused Guy Almost Gets Chainsawed After Being Trapped in an Endless Painting Loop
2	2 Vote	Two Halves of Tintagel Castle to Be Forever Enemies?
2	2 Vote	WILL Smith Says His Team Has Spoken With Bruce Wayne as "The Batman" Moves Forward Without Him
2	2 Vote	Overwatch League Lets Fans Save Big by Procrastinating on Ticket Sales
2	2 Vote	This Cat Is Patient
2	2 Vote	We Tenderly Drop the Vibrator Into the HDMI Port
2	2 Vote	The New Avengers: Endgame TV Spot Finally Reveals Will Smith as Goofy Genie
2	2 Vote	This Movie Has a Food Allergy
2	2 Vote	Boyfriends Do Not Believe Holocaust Happened
2	2 Vote	"What Men Want" Is Found Dead in California Storms
2	2 Vote	Government's Fracking Policy Will Cause a Worse Hangover?
2	2 Vote	Drinking Boys and Girls Arrested
2	2 Vote	Breath Test That Could Hint Our Consciousness Is Directly Linked to Adulthood Depression
2	2 Vote	I'm Just Enjoying Some Cherries
2	2 Vote	The Lion King Makes Gender Equality Pledge During Acceptance Speech
2	2 Vote	Kevin Bacon: My Kids Were Involved in My Postal Order?
2	2 Vote	El Chapo Decides Not to Marry Me
2	2 Vote	Nickelodeon Nostalgia! Are You Afraid of Socialism?
2	2 Vote	Finally: First Ocasio-Cortez Mural Goes Up in My Diaper
2	2 Vote	Barbara Streisand: How Many Innocent People Have Thoughts
2	2 Vote	The University of Ontario Is a Trap
2	2 Vote	Star Wars: Episode IX Wrap Party Featured a Human Foot Found in Freezing Pond
2	2 Vote	Officer Accused of Lying, Again, About a Superb Owl
2	2 Vote	STARBUCKS CEO Howard Schultz: I Am Disappoint
2	2 Vote	Tragic Details That Have Plagued Ronald McDonald
2	2 Vote	Corbyn Says He Won't Quite Say
2	2 Vote	Manafort Accidentally Reveals an Important Hermione Theory
2	2 Vote	Car Sale Turns Into the Collapse of U.S., Civilization
2	2 Vote	I Hate Crime
2	2 Vote	Cannabis Oil Was Used to Beat Mumbai's Terrible Traffic