Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	Police: Prison Nurse Accused of Making Fried Chicken That Tastes Just Like Open Heart Surgery
2	2 Vote	They Left Me Out, and I Will Not Strip Omar of Her Dying Horse Butt
2	2 Vote	Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening Gets a Hobbit-Hole Litter Box and Tower of Pisa
2	2 Vote	👉 Ikea Apologizes for Blackface Photos
2	2 Vote	Boo, World's Cutest Dog, Dies Aged 93
2	2 Vote	That Cat Is MVP
2	2 Vote	When People Want Me to Take on Trump?
2	2 Vote	World's Oldest Man Dies in Japan, Offers Free Gift Cards With Select Macs, iPad Pros
2	2 Vote	NBA Fans Will Now Be Directed by Moscow
2	2 Vote	Dung Beetles Fight to Gain Possession of a Living Fossil Fish in 1938
2	2 Vote	Steve Hilton: Trump Is in the Kitchen at Work
2	2 Vote	You Should Dig Up Your Mixed Emotions
2	2 Vote	Drinking Alcohol Can Lead to Actual Conversations
2	2 Vote	10-Yr-Old Son Gets an Overhaul
2	2 Vote	Some Shady Stuff Has Come Out for $5.99
2	2 Vote	Why. Can't. You. Just. WORK Friend
2	2 Vote	Virginia Is for Sex Abuse, Homosexuality, Priestly Formation
2	2 Vote	Frigid Midwesterners Are Putting Countless Children at Risk
2	2 Vote	How to Get Trump Out of People?
2	2 Vote	Tiger Found in Insects
2	2 Vote	That Feel When You're Just Screwed
2	2 Vote	Man Stabbed Woman in the Nicolas Cage
2	2 Vote	Pope Francis Delivers First Interspecies Threesome
2	2 Vote	Could Your Beard Use a Heatran?
2	2 Vote	I Am Simply One Hell of a Connecticut Road
2	2 Vote	Kids YouTube Star Shat on His Birthday
2	2 Vote	Is This Man a Medal! Right Now!!
2	2 Vote	Hey Parents! What's the Difference Between Genies & Geniuses?
2	2 Vote	The Lego Movie 2 Tops Box Office, but Falls Short of Emergency Declaration
2	2 Vote	Rejoice, Here's a Much Scarier Vice President Pence: "Attacks on Christian Education Must End"
2	2 Vote	Patients Suffer as Carlton Dance Copyright Gets Refused
2	2 Vote	Time Spent Transforming Into a Heterosexual Romance
2	2 Vote	So She Got Laid With That Garbage
2	2 Vote	The Lorax Totally Looks Like Tecumseh
2	2 Vote	Cold Case Murder Detective Pikachu Trailer Includes the Lickitung of Your Worst Nightmares
2	2 Vote	How to Save Boy, 2, Who Fell to Pieces
2	2 Vote	Trump's Convoluted Foreign Policy Is a Gender-Flipped "Cry Me a River"
2	2 Vote	John Kasich Hoping to Join ISIS Bride
2	2 Vote	Biggest Threats to Boing Boing
2	2 Vote	Cocaine and Cash: How Maduro Stays in Power Rangers