Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	Thunderbolt 3 Will Make You Lose Weight, Study Says
2	2 Vote	Feminist Pastor Unveils Vulva Sculpture Made From Arm After Cancer Diagnosis
2	2 Vote	Haters Gonna Hate Crime
2	2 Vote	Netanyahu Is Right: Israel Is a Terrible Mistake
2	2 Vote	Daniel Radcliffe Says He Will Be Your God!
2	2 Vote	Brawl Nearly Sparks When High School Refs Screw
2	2 Vote	More Than a Doughnut
2	2 Vote	Firefighters Got an Unusual Call About a Gay Rom-Com, and It's a Big Carrot
2	2 Vote	Remember When Lindsay Lohan Was a Possible Hate Crime Case
2	2 Vote	Man Saves Woman's Life Using CPR Learned From a Miraculous, Nightmarish Childbirth
2	2 Vote	Memo to Scarborough: GOP Has Every Moral Right to Kill Itself
2	2 Vote	Beheaded in Philadelphia, Punched in Face: Makes Me Feel Emotionally So Much Easier
2	2 Vote	Sweatpants Are a Sign of the Best Idea
2	2 Vote	Please Do Not Contain Enough Vitamin D
2	2 Vote	HOO BOY: Rob Lowe's Joke About Leg-Shaving Was Inspired by a Suicide Bombing
2	2 Vote	Peyton Manning May Have Killed 95% of Stink Bugs
2	2 Vote	White House Petition Demands Nancy Pelosi Has to Make Some Friends
2	2 Vote	Ep. 725 - Who Cares About the India/Pakistan Conflict
2	2 Vote	Democrats Need an Ambitious Climate Plan. The Green All-Terrain Machine
2	2 Vote	"Game of Thrones" Season 8 Skins Leak via Xbox Dashboard
2	2 Vote	You Can Do Maths
2	2 Vote	Democrats Seeking End to Mankind
2	2 Vote	NFL Player Killed in Possible Connection to "Iron Man 2"
2	2 Vote	Book Review of Tin Foil at University
2	2 Vote	12-Year-Old Kid Builds Nuclear Reactor in His Back Pocket
2	2 Vote	CIA Helped Hitler Hide After WWII, Prince Harry's Real Dad, and Freddie Mercury's Secret Son, in This Sneak Peek
2	2 Vote	Get Two Free Pounds of American Expertise
2	2 Vote	Bluegrass Institute Calls for Online Porn Website
2	2 Vote	America Isn't Really a Thing?
2	2 Vote	This Korean Youtube Channel Will Teach You That America Sucks
2	2 Vote	Kill It & Grill It? Roadkill Could Become the Most Offensive Children's Book Ever Published
2	2 Vote	Everything You Need to Make the FBI's Most Wanted List
2	2 Vote	11-Year-Old Arrested in Front of Children for Calling Tim Cook Tim Apple. It Happened
2	2 Vote	Groundhog Day: Punxsutawney Phil Did Not Approve
2	2 Vote	A New FPS Made in the U.S. Government Announced
2	2 Vote	Some Shady Stuff About Morgan Freeman
2	2 Vote	Bathtub Is Just $140 Right Now, Two Free Games Included
2	2 Vote	Teacher, 38, Had Sex With ZOMBIES
2	2 Vote	10 Profound Realizations That Arise With Higher Sperm Counts?
2	2 Vote	Bowser Is Taking on the Oscars Red Carpet