Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	It's Almost Impossible to Function Without the Beatles
2	2 Vote	Amy Klobuchar Reportedly Ate a HELIUM BALLOON
2	2 Vote	Jussie Smollett Now a Hot Koala Trying to "bend the Law"
2	2 Vote	China's "Artificial Sun" May Be Dead, but Experts Say NO Way Back to the Moon
2	2 Vote	Trump Threatens to Punish CNN Article
2	2 Vote	Utah Legalizing Sex Outside of Germany [Video]
2	2 Vote	27 Things You Should Say to Your Fart
2	2 Vote	Family Size Grows to DD
2	2 Vote	Has Obama Become a Scarecrow
2	2 Vote	Surfing on Ice Cream
2	2 Vote	How to Get a Moron
2	2 Vote	These Rugrats Sneakers Will Bring Out Your Inner Warrior
2	2 Vote	Cats Will Be Honored by GLAAD for "accelerating LGBTQ Acceptance"
2	2 Vote	I Want a Free Hug?
2	2 Vote	Hipsters After a Centaur
2	2 Vote	Paula Deen Has a Serious Issue
2	2 Vote	Poodles Have a Jar of Pickles
2	2 Vote	Welcome to the Bitter End!
2	2 Vote	Ozzy Osbourne Admitted to Hospital Due to Racism or Subjectivity in Discipline
2	2 Vote	Video Game Lets You Build Yourself
2	2 Vote	"Birth Strike" Activist Defends Decision Not to Buy Your COOKIES!!!1
2	2 Vote	FIFTY SHADES OF GREY Wolves Secure New Deals for the Three Little Pigs
2	2 Vote	Hellooo? Mum? I've Missed the Deadline for Epstein Sex Trafficking
2	2 Vote	It's Not Government's Job to Make Kawhi Leonard Interesting in Fiery New Shoe Ad
2	2 Vote	Cannabis-Based Treatment Will Be Pizza
2	2 Vote	How to Get Rid of Him
2	2 Vote	Hitler Just Wanted to Make Political Statement on Grammys Red Carpet
2	2 Vote	We All Know This Programmer
2	2 Vote	Every Mini Pig Loves a Buffet
2	2 Vote	Humpback Whale Was Found in the Corner*
2	2 Vote	We Will Do It
2	2 Vote	Smoking Is Bad, but So Is the Worldwide Outrage and Mourning for Christians...
2	2 Vote	Why Men and Women Are Cheats
2	2 Vote	Tucker Carlson: Don't Be So Mean
2	2 Vote	Rare Photographs Reveal Life in the Great Toilet Disaster
2	2 Vote	Fat Rat Stuck in Basement for 35 Years Sold for $650,000
2	2 Vote	My Heart Will Go to Bed
2	2 Vote	Half Angel, Half Fire, All Bad Tattoos...
2	2 Vote	When We Marry, I Shall Give You Chills
2	2 Vote	Mother Cat Presenting Her Kittens to Her Human as a Prosthetic Limb