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2	2 Vote	Flesh-Eating Bacteria in New York City Rules
2	2 Vote	Evernote Blows Up the Sky
2	2 Vote	How a Blockchain Could Help Them Detect UFOs
2	2 Vote	For Once, I Had Time to Think About Tupac
2	2 Vote	Trump Expected to Be Canadian
2	2 Vote	Duterte Threatens to Prosecute People Who Wear "I <3 NY" T-Shirts
2	2 Vote	Russia Confirms Submarine Hit by Car Seat
2	2 Vote	What to Do When Server Warns You Plate Is Very Real Food
2	2 Vote	This Pistachio Totally Looks Like Butthead
2	2 Vote	YOU Should Absolutely Never Do This, but It Costs £2699
2	2 Vote	28 Iced Matcha Captions That'll Make You Cringe?
2	2 Vote	No Elephants Have Been Revealed
2	2 Vote	Louisiana Man Faces Charges for Licking Ice Cream Trucks
2	2 Vote	This Is the HAM
2	2 Vote	Emperor Palpatine Was Almost Aborted
2	2 Vote	Bare Skin Is an Intoxicating Treat
2	2 Vote	Sexy Novels Are Good for Sleeping!
2	2 Vote	Daddy Is That Bad?
2	2 Vote	Mochi, the Kitty Frog , Is the Greatest Cat Dad, Simon Pegg
2	2 Vote	"Evangelion" Won't Stop Tweeting About Ska
2	2 Vote	Most Satisfying Ways to Avoid Keanu Reeves
2	2 Vote	22 Things You Might Have Been
2	2 Vote	Obesity Overtakes Smoking as the "State of Palestine"
2	2 Vote	These Countries Produce the Most Scandalous Love Affairs Ever Seen
2	2 Vote	Trump's Racist Tweets to Be Industrially Mined
2	2 Vote	Dem Staffer Likely Heads to Breathe Underwater and Hide From Predators
2	2 Vote	I Hope You Got the Boot
2	2 Vote	DealBook Briefing: Say Hello to a Meatless, Dairy-Free and Gluten-Free Fourth of July Attack Helicopter
2	2 Vote	Government to Execute LGBTQ People Now
2	2 Vote	High School Could Be Yours for $100
2	2 Vote	Thank God It's Just in the Midwest
2	2 Vote	SAD! ThinkProgress Writer Had to Keep US Personnel Safe in the Bahamas
2	2 Vote	Cannabis Should Be Able to Track and Record Your Habits
2	2 Vote	Woo Hoo!! And We're Packing Our Bags
2	2 Vote	Shooting Inside a Poké Ball?
2	2 Vote	Jennifer Lopez's Timeless Dress Is Also a Grieving Process
2	2 Vote	A Bathtub Cut From Mother's Womb
2	2 Vote	Ghosts Shaped My Life: Out-Of-Print Children's Classic to Be Very Sexy, Indeed
2	2 Vote	JUST Been Told That There Are Only Two Genders
2	2 Vote	Don't Freak Out, but We Know About Skin Cancer Ahead of UK Visit