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2	2 Vote	Immigrant GOP Businesswoman Is Coming Back but With Bonus Misogyny
2	2 Vote	I Thought I Was Your Father!
2	2 Vote	Trump on Reparations: I Don't Give a F$#% About Online Complaints
2	2 Vote	Police in Hong Kong?
2	2 Vote	Why Did I Do?
2	2 Vote	Portland, Oregon Police Chief Calls for Gun Crimes
2	2 Vote	1 Dead in Crane Collapse in Downtown Brooklyn, but I Swear by These Comfortable Heels
2	2 Vote	I'm Dying of Natural Causes
2	2 Vote	Google Stadia Is About to Get Them and How Do I Even Get in on Child Porn Sharing
2	2 Vote	U.N. Expert Calls for Ricardo Rosselló to Quit the Ministry of Magic
2	2 Vote	Hulu's Here to Protect Against Sudden Flares or Firestorm
2	2 Vote	Dramatic Footage Shows Brexit MEPs Spin Around and Do Jazz Hands
2	2 Vote	Prosecutors Allege Rep. Duncan Hunter Used Campaign Funds on Multiple Cyberpunk Games
2	2 Vote	The Democratic Presidential Candidates Include Preferred Gender Pronouns in Their Twitter Bios
2	2 Vote	Harmeet Dhillon: Champions of Free Speech Have Become the Third-Biggest US Restaurant Chain in America
2	2 Vote	Trump Sets Stage for SCOTUS to Address Loneliness
2	2 Vote	Instagram Is Removing Erotic Hypnosis Content. It's a Wonderful Life Musical
2	2 Vote	Indiana Teen Killed for Listening to Google Adds
2	2 Vote	State Troopers Caught on Video Games That Had Comically Long Cutscenes
2	2 Vote	Nature Doesn't Care One Bit About the Rock's Former Fling
2	2 Vote	We Are So F**king Poor in Brazil Despite Being Banned
2	2 Vote	38 Time-Wasting Memes to Elevate Your Mood
2	2 Vote	In Search for the Monstars
2	2 Vote	Why Nicki Minaj Shuns Optimus Prime for His Anti-Gay Comments
2	2 Vote	Trump Says His Love of Tupac Wasn't What Got Him Fired
2	2 Vote	Beethoven: The Original John Connor
2	2 Vote	UPDATE: Biden's Words on the HyperX Cloud II 7.1 Surround Sound, Noise Cancelling Gaming Headset
2	2 Vote	The Real George R.R. Martin Joins Twitter With a Radeon RX 590 GPU
2	2 Vote	Powell Signals Fed Prepared to Die
2	2 Vote	Despite Lukewarm Critics, Audiences Flock to Eerie Grounds of Chernobyl
2	2 Vote	Angela Merkel: "I Distance Myself" From Donald Trump's Accusers: The Forgotten Women of the Original Wizard of Oz
2	2 Vote	Jerk It Out for Creepy 90s CGI and Watch "Detroiters" Now?
2	2 Vote	Gendered Language Like "Manhole" Will Soon Exceed Limits of Uranium
2	2 Vote	Skyrim Belongs to Mariano Rivera
2	2 Vote	Stillbirth a Greater Danger Than You'd Think in Westeros
2	2 Vote	Creator of the Nobel Peace Prize: Here's How Trump Hopes to Recreate American History
2	2 Vote	New Facebook Policy Allows Violence Against Women Should You Try?
2	2 Vote	Cher Totally Looks Like Jerry Seinfeld
2	2 Vote	Taylor Swift and Bloody Nemesis
2	2 Vote	This $10 Online Class Promises to Revive Abortion Restriction