Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

70	70 Vote	How Obsessive Fans Built a 30-Story Hotel in Just 30 Seconds
70	70 Vote	Man Found Headless and Handless Killed by Poisoned coffee 1	1
70	70 Vote	I'd Like a Porn Star Wars
70	70 Vote	Radiohead's Tribute to Some Lucky Guy's Leg
70	70 Vote	Human Head Transplants? Neurosurgeon Says "We Have Very Little Tolerance" for Them
70	70 Vote	How to Talk About Billy Wanting to Marry a Goat
70	70 Vote	How Apple's Fusion Drive Differs From Real Sex, Explained With Examples
70	70 Vote	Attention Chinese Media: Kim Jong Un Loves Dolphins
70	70 Vote	Someone Actually Got Better Health Care
70	70 Vote	Please Share Your Emails With Hollywood's Biggest Fuckwit
70	70 Vote	Labor Day Message: Time to Draw Dicks in Games? An Investigative Study
70	70 Vote	Anthony Weiner Is a Garbage Can That Looks Just Like Me
70	70 Vote	These GOP Senators Say They Are Too White ?
69	69 Vote	$434 Is a Glorious Thing
69	69 Vote	Ye Has Reportedly Been Locked Out of Space
69	69 Vote	This Man Should Be on Your Device
69	69 Vote	A Pilgrimage to the Bathroom
69	69 Vote	Farmers to Be Smelling Like Your Ass
69	69 Vote	Joe Biden Says US Will Have to Kill Will Smith During a Zoom Call of Course
69	69 Vote	Mr. Bean Was a Killer
69	69 Vote	Why We Shout During an Elevator Ride
69	69 Vote	Colorado Becomes Latest State to Spend $870 Million on a Horse
69	69 Vote	How to Have Bomb in Luggage 1	1
69	69 Vote	Cosmic Indigestion: Swallowing a Neutron Star Can Cause Period Changes
69	69 Vote	I Thought About Badgers
69	69 Vote	Texas Military Base to "See Them Aliens"
69	69 Vote	A Groovy Cover of "Stairway to Heaven" and Other Things Biden Did His First Term
69	69 Vote	American Service Members Killed in Kabul Attack: "I Love My Job"
69	69 Vote	Why You Should Poke a Hole in Drywall, Plasterboard, or Concrete
69	69 Vote	LeVar Burton No Longer Wants to Live With Me
69	69 Vote	We All Need to Fear, Underdog Is Here!
69	69 Vote	How to Pre-Order All of the Virus
69	69 Vote	Trump, Biden Locked in Embrace
69	69 Vote	Man Amusingly Performs A-Ha's "Take on Me" by Strategically Hitting Himself in the EYE
69	69 Vote	Missing Iowa Woman Found in Tibetan Glacier
69	69 Vote	Kids Are Pretty Wrong, but These 6 Are Pretty Stupid…
69	69 Vote	Guy Fieri Is Officially a Grammy Winner
69	69 Vote	Here Are Some Photos That Anyone With IBS Will Relate To
69	69 Vote	The 39-Year-Old Massacre That Still Haunts My Brains, Even 40 Years Later 1	1
69	69 Vote	The Crop Top That Gave Me the Presidency