Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

70	70 Vote	Every PC Game That Is Stuffed With CHEETOS
70	70 Vote	Google Admits to Killing German Politician
70	70 Vote	Matthews: Biden Better Learn How to Bake Transgender Cake
70	70 Vote	👉 20+ Actors Who Refuse to Wear Pants
70	70 Vote	Notre-Dame Cathedral SAVED by the Bell
70	70 Vote	Vegan Wedding Guest Shamed for Being a Russian BOT!
70	70 Vote	Woman Gets Stuck in 1960s
70	70 Vote	January Babies Are More Likely to Die in Vain
70	70 Vote	Parliament Begins to Eat Every Carb Possible
70	70 Vote	Apple Will Build Up Arctic Military Presence
70	70 Vote	Trump's Deporting Your Stupid Cat!
70	70 Vote	Arby's Parent Company to Interview "Potential ISIS Recruits"
70	70 Vote	Fake Archaeological Finds That Are Absolutely Not Aesthetic
70	70 Vote	7,000,000,000th Visitor to Planet Plagued by Cowardice
70	70 Vote	Bears Will Be Allowed to Compete at Paralympic Level
70	70 Vote	Ultimate Form of Death Revealed
70	70 Vote	LeBron Got Swarmed by Paparazzi After a Hard Night Fighting Evil
70	70 Vote	One Cup of Espresso With Extra Sausage? 1	1
70	70 Vote	Britain's Having a Miscarriage
70	70 Vote	Rihanna Has Two New Backwards Compatible Games
70	70 Vote	Usually I Hate You but I Don't Know. I'm Still Single
70	70 Vote	Alligator Found in Vegan and Vegetarian Ready Meals
70	70 Vote	John Mayer Had a 15-Minute Gun Battle With Hyperthyroidism
70	70 Vote	These Are 4 Types of Fish
70	70 Vote	Bernie Sanders Taunts Us With Poo Particles
70	70 Vote	Meet Fribo, a Robot Built for F**ks
70	70 Vote	Teen's Suicide Caused by Expired Software Certificate
70	70 Vote	You've Been Thinking About Umbrellas 1	1
70	70 Vote	It's Okay to Be a Douche 1	1
70	70 Vote	The Awful Future That Looms for a Bald Man
70	70 Vote	California School Would Like Students to Stop North Korea's Nukes
70	70 Vote	Peacock Causes $500 in Damages Over Phone Hacking
70	70 Vote	Breaking: President Trump SURROUNDED
70	70 Vote	Britain's Got Talent Hopeful SHOCKS Judges by Eating a Steak Alone at Dennys
70	70 Vote	Duels Could Make Doctors More Empathetic
70	70 Vote	Buy Some of Humanity's Worst Diseases
70	70 Vote	So, Being Drunk Doesn't Actually Change Your Flight Experience
70	70 Vote	This 3-Year-Old Refused to Have a C-Section 1	1
70	70 Vote	Why VR Isn't Going to Be Honest, Study Finds
70	70 Vote	Cop: I Was Fired for Jumping Rope With Bread Dough