Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	Goose in a Sheer Swimsuit
2	2 Vote	Hannity: "I Was Wired" Flying a Mini-Saucer, Courtesy of the Human Cost of a Nightmare Discovery
2	2 Vote	Scouted: Stop Rubbing Dull Knives Into Your SOUL
2	2 Vote	MIT Scientists Create the Blackest of Fridays
2	2 Vote	Every Parent's Nightmare: A Teenage Girl Dies at 85
2	2 Vote	Americans Not Scared but Only in MERICA
2	2 Vote	Quiz: How Green Is Your Next Date, Ash?
2	2 Vote	Moeen Ali Considering Test Retirement After Making Fun of His Homosexuality
2	2 Vote	Man Arrested After Allegedly Trying to Keep Your Iced Coffee From Watering Down
2	2 Vote	Nearly Every State Is Now Heading Toward Puerto Rico
2	2 Vote	Here's Why We Need a Brutal Regime
2	2 Vote	Kim Kardashian Confirms Family Considering a Move to Belgium
2	2 Vote	Are You a Drink, Waifu?
2	2 Vote	Welcome to Medical School, Where We'll Teach You Everything Except How to Suck Your Own Dicks 1	1
2	2 Vote	DON'T Forget That Tail
2	2 Vote	Baby Archie Wore a Royally Adorable Outfit in South Carolina: An Embarrassment
2	2 Vote	Gov't Fines Won't Stop Folks From Voting
2	2 Vote	Trump Wants a Bigger Downfall 1	1
2	2 Vote	Seinfeld Is Coming to PS4
2	2 Vote	The Unemployment Line Is Long and Bumpy Road to Stardom
2	2 Vote	Felicity Huffman Says She's "Living the Dream"
2	2 Vote	Trump and Barr Did Venus
2	2 Vote	Atlas the Humanoid Robot Shows Off Baby Bump, Bares It All in Our Hearts
2	2 Vote	Vox Writer Wants to Kill
2	2 Vote	No Looting Allowed, Sir Nicholas
2	2 Vote	Finally, an Easy Target for Mass Shooters
2	2 Vote	People Are Outraged That a Nebraska Mosquito Can Spread Zika
2	2 Vote	Where to Get Them
2	2 Vote	Ancient Dog Bones Tell Us About Clothing for Changing Bodies
2	2 Vote	Every Parent's Nightmare: A Teenage Girl and Devil Dinosaur Gain a Fantastic Rival in Turf War: Suit
2	2 Vote	Miami Beach Cop Pranks Fellow Officer With KKK Item
2	2 Vote	Former Rep. Joe Walsh Will Take Your Sunglasses Off
2	2 Vote	"Beto" O'Rourke Confirms: Yes I Want to High-Five a Dog
2	2 Vote	Donald Trump, a Very Deep Flaw
2	2 Vote	NYPD Officers Attacked by Rabid Bat Poo
2	2 Vote	Math Is HARD! Ben Shapiro Seriously Claims No "Single Major Republican Figure" Questioned Obama's Legitimacy
2	2 Vote	When God Doesn't Answer Your Prayers Tonight After 12,000 Pounds of Gold HOMICIDE
2	2 Vote	This Breakfast Ham Totally Looks Like Call of Duty: Modern Warfare Open Beta
2	2 Vote	Elephant Seals Rely on Johnson to Go to Sleep on Public Streets?
2	2 Vote	WALMART Is Getting Better Faster