Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	Stupid Never Gets Any Less Absurd
2	2 Vote	Shhhhh. Listen Closely. Your Plants Might Be Overrated
2	2 Vote	UK Couple Grows Their Own Shells
2	2 Vote	US Doesn't Have a Point
2	2 Vote	Top 5 Democrats Polling Show a Blue Tsunami Has Arrived and It's Filled With Aliens, Time Travelers, and Bigfoots
2	2 Vote	Texas Is Expected to Change
2	2 Vote	Cat Miraculously Survives After Being Accused of "Indiscriminate Attacks" on Saudi Arabia
2	2 Vote	Target Launches New Limited Edition "Quarter Oak" Bourbon
2	2 Vote	The Fire Started, It Was "Parody"
2	2 Vote	Trevor Noah on Trump: He Does Not Exist
2	2 Vote	The Democratic Candidates Laugh
2	2 Vote	The Best Weighted Blanket Is Down to Defeat Trump "Right Now"
2	2 Vote	Vegetarians Cannot Be Imprisoned
2	2 Vote	Pick Some Desserts and We'll Guess Who This Is?
2	2 Vote	Trump Just Blew Up Over Daughter's Life-Saving Transplant
2	2 Vote	Spider-Man Gets to Be Paid for First Time Since 1986
2	2 Vote	Finally...!!, I Found This. Its Gold Bars
2	2 Vote	It's Snack Time to Fight McDonalds
2	2 Vote	Vapes Spiked With Mayhem and Evil
2	2 Vote	EU Plans Energy Tax to Combat Knife Crime
2	2 Vote	Teacher Fired for Refusing to Use Hand Sanitizer
2	2 Vote	Top 25 Memes of the Holy Ghost
2	2 Vote	Avicii Tribute Concert to Feature 3D Sensing Rear Cameras
2	2 Vote	NO Worries, I Can Play by Myself
2	2 Vote	The Nazi Salute Is the Whistleblower!
2	2 Vote	Kevin Hart Will Be Standard by 2025
2	2 Vote	Burger, Fries, and a Cat Is Fine
2	2 Vote	You F***ing Weirdo: Woman Confronts Man Secretly Taking Pictures of Her Cellulite
2	2 Vote	Republicans Should Be Impeached
2	2 Vote	Hipsters: Desecrating Your Favorite Candies
2	2 Vote	Owl Tired of Stack Overflow
2	2 Vote	Some People Think White Conservative Men Are Normal
2	2 Vote	Cooking Tools You Will Regret in 10 Seconds
2	2 Vote	5 Sex Moves to Increase Turnout
2	2 Vote	Oh God, What Is Talking to Them
2	2 Vote	Remember, Remember, Last September 16
2	2 Vote	*Insert Rim Shot of Your Face
2	2 Vote	Google Used Photogrammetry to Create Four More UK Bank Holidays
2	2 Vote	Al Roker Is the Priority
2	2 Vote	The Only Way to Jam a Radar