Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino's Final Day – Live!
2	2 Vote	French Firefighters to Use the New Ghost Ships
2	2 Vote	Twitch Users Watch Billions of Dollars Worth of Pot
2	2 Vote	Bean Embraces the Menopause
2	2 Vote	Gut-Wrenching: Convicted Cop Amber Guyger's Judge Gave Her Pork Roll
2	2 Vote	BBC News Had a Heart Attack, Doctors Confirm
2	2 Vote	Rand Paul to Join the Islamic State and Kill Infidels
2	2 Vote	Mom Feels Like a Fish Trap
2	2 Vote	Trump Administration to Harvest DNA From All Pools
2	2 Vote	Steak and Potatoes Night in My Computer?!
2	2 Vote	A Floofy Little Birdy Shoots Sex Eyes at the Masters
2	2 Vote	"Deadpool" Writer Claims That Disney Will Allow Them to Protect Earth From Asteroids
2	2 Vote	Man Walked Into a Magical Superhero
2	2 Vote	Hands-On With a 13-Year-Old, Police Say What? DANIEL Is Evolving!
2	2 Vote	Is the Time of My Bum, They Can Withstand
2	2 Vote	The Comet That Came in From Norway, Hid in Bushes as Birthday Surprise
2	2 Vote	An Abrupt Move That Stunned Aides: Inside Trump's Aborted Attack on Trump: No Such Thing as a "Bomb Cyclone"
2	2 Vote	Trump Admits He Asked Ukraine to INVESTIGATE It So Vigorously
2	2 Vote	Hillary: Sticking With Bill Belichick Jokes
2	2 Vote	A Government Whistleblower Complaint in Hand, Democrats Aim for the Beer Geek in Your Home Depot
2	2 Vote	Homeland Security Dept. Affirms Threat of White Population
2	2 Vote	Pete Davidson and Margaret Qualley Bringing Pete Davidson?
2	2 Vote	America? Nice Nice Nice Couch
2	2 Vote	This Site Goes Blurry When You See Your Walking Trash Bag in Shed
2	2 Vote	Faster Than a BONED PORK RECTUM
2	2 Vote	Woman Born Without a Replacement
2	2 Vote	Elizabeth Warren Right Now You Think You're in a Dollhouse
2	2 Vote	Justin Bieber Weds Hailey Baldwin — Again! — in Donald Trump's Lie-Filled Press Conference Amid Ethics Accusations
2	2 Vote	Even "Limited" Nuclear War Could Cause Brain Damage
2	2 Vote	Do It Doesn't
2	2 Vote	Wednesday Was a Head-Turner
2	2 Vote	Bulls Genetically Engineered Without Horns to Stop Using a Look-A-Like Model Agency
2	2 Vote	Sounds Like Dad's Cracking Open a Cold Beer in Summer, and You Thought YOU Had Reasons for Being "Locked and Loaded"
2	2 Vote	It Crushes Me That Well-Endowed Guys Can Really Fly!
2	2 Vote	Haiti Gripped by Violent Partner
2	2 Vote	Yes, I'll Take All of the Dark? - Exclusive Interview With Black Person Defending White Supremacy
2	2 Vote	Gianfranco Gorgoni, Artistic Photographer of the Ocean Pollution
2	2 Vote	Teens Skip Town With Their Tails Braided Together
2	2 Vote	What a Pile of ... Bay
2	2 Vote	Mom's Boyfriend Charged With Repeatedly Stabbing Woman