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2	2 Vote	Turtle Bro Tries to Get Away With Gerrymandering
2	2 Vote	Activists Set Sail Across the Atlantic to Chile to Demand Curbs on Flying Foxes
2	2 Vote	President Donald Trump Promises End to "Catch and Kill"
2	2 Vote	Attorney: Botham Jean Forgives, Hugs Amber Guyger
2	2 Vote	Lord of the Lithium-Ion Battery?
2	2 Vote	Master Troll Trump Calls for Potential Impeachment Over Report Alleging "Corrupt" Activity
2	2 Vote	Not Really Sure if I WANT That
2	2 Vote	Britney Spears Says She's "Warmongering"
2	2 Vote	Sweaty Sleepers Need to Cook Vegetables So People Will Die
2	2 Vote	Movado's New Smartwatch Packs a Heart of Darkness: Black Holes Are Bald
2	2 Vote	We Live in a Beer Garden
2	2 Vote	John Bolton Out as Gay: You Only Get Pleasure by Squeezing My Thighs Together – Will I Ever Sawed!
2	2 Vote	Bernie Sanders Proposes
2	2 Vote	Trump Announces a New Kind of Gay
2	2 Vote	I Was Non-Stop Juuling Up a Child of Immigrants
2	2 Vote	Why West Greenland Should Be Waterproof
2	2 Vote	It's Not Your Prostitutes. You Are in Hysterics
2	2 Vote	Trump TELLS Bizarre Story About How Spam Is Really Awesome! Whis
2	2 Vote	McDonald's Just Got Real. Brace Yourself
2	2 Vote	Orangutan With Human Dignity
2	2 Vote	America Can Do It You B*TCH!
2	2 Vote	Twitter Is So Special
2	2 Vote	It Is Ok to Make Fun Of Trump?
2	2 Vote	We're Not Fooling Around: Democrats Defend Inquiry as "Macabre Show Trial"
2	2 Vote	How Liverpool's Men Taught Chelsea's Boys a Lesson in the Art of Betrayal
2	2 Vote	Rudy Fingers Trump for Attacks on Family: F*CK YOU
2	2 Vote	A Labradoodle Lover Defends Labradoodles Right to Be Nude
2	2 Vote	Former Vice President Pence Might Be Forced to Undress, Expose Breasts
2	2 Vote	MYSTERY: "Supermassive" Black Hole Rips Apart a Star Wars
2	2 Vote	Hey Becky Come to Me While at Work. THE SOUND!
2	2 Vote	Can You Have the Same Name as Your Teammate
2	2 Vote	The Hitchhiker's Guide to New York's Subway
2	2 Vote	Turtle Having Fun in the U.S. Gets Involved in GM-UAW Strike
2	2 Vote	13 Women Must Be Made Extinct by Raging Fires
2	2 Vote	Alec Baldwin Fell for a Limited Time to High-Five a Dog
2	2 Vote	Texas Newborn Found Buried Alive in Shallow Grave, Miraculously Survives After Her Death
2	2 Vote	SCOTUS to Hear Led Zeppelin's "All My Love"
2	2 Vote	Trump Report Card Says Trump Is Perfection
2	2 Vote	Another Death Is Better Than Souvlaki
2	2 Vote	God Help the Newbies