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72	72 Vote	The Three Biggest Lies About Celery
72	72 Vote	Tell Everyone to Check Their Tiny Animal Hat Privilege
72	72 Vote	Broncos Star Von Miller Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist
72	72 Vote	Philosophy Has a Dance-Off
72	72 Vote	Peititon for Wikpedia to Become a Hardcore RTS With HTML5 Video as the Queen, Tells Street Drummers to Fuck a Thigh Gap 1	1
72	72 Vote	Impressions of the Most Convenient Place to Live: Mom's Couch 1	1
72	72 Vote	Fuck Dating a Sikh Viking Yogi Sex God
71	71 Vote	There's No Such Thing as a Dog
71	71 Vote	My Partner's Pregnant – but Everyone Is Blaming Me
71	71 Vote	Triumph the Insult Comic Dog Arrested for Allegedly Biting Off Man's Nose During Argument
71	71 Vote	Joe Biden's Approval Rating Shoots Up as His Approval Rating Crashes to 18 Month Low
71	71 Vote	Young Adults Are Gone, Let's Talk Yakuza
71	71 Vote	Girl, 12, Accused of Hiding China Ties
71	71 Vote	Trump Angers Paramedics by Calling Them Democrats. They're Communists
71	71 Vote	4 Serial Killers Who Fell in Love (With Chicken)
71	71 Vote	Super Mario Odyssey Players Race to Determine Biggest GOP Asshole
71	71 Vote	This Sh*^ Is So Gorgeous We Demand It Gets Worse!
71	71 Vote	Gal Gadot to Star as 7 Different Characters in Bonkers Trailer for "Mortal Kombat"
71	71 Vote	USA Should Be Investigated & Changed
71	71 Vote	Joe Biden Scheduled to Get High on Moss
71	71 Vote	Everything Is Going to Get Shark-Infested
71	71 Vote	I Was Hit by Oncoming Train 1	1
71	71 Vote	Is It Ever Acceptable to Call the Plumber
71	71 Vote	I Started My Period at Age 98
71	71 Vote	Satellite Images Taken Before and After the APOCALYPSE
71	71 Vote	Here's Your Guide to the Sea Slug
71	71 Vote	I Don't Care About His "big Wand"
71	71 Vote	This Side Table Attaches to Your Home, or I Will Shoot You 2	2
71	71 Vote	I Joined the Circus at 19 and Now Jail
71	71 Vote	Santa Visit May Have Massive Consequences
71	71 Vote	US Ends Use of Leftover Pretzels
71	71 Vote	Joe Biden Will No Longer Allowed to Buy Glasses Online for Cheap
71	71 Vote	How to Be "Bernie Sanders on Steroids"
71	71 Vote	I Cannot Think of a Nation
71	71 Vote	Laziness in Humans Could Be Coronavirus Game-Changer 1	1
71	71 Vote	Trump's "hostile Takeover" of the Moon
71	71 Vote	Trump Announces Idiotic Plan for 3D-Printed Chicken Nuggets, and It Shows
71	71 Vote	TRUMP: I Could VOTE FOR Me!
71	71 Vote	The Mandalorian Boba Fett Is Reportedly No Longer Blonde
71	71 Vote	Diabetics Who Eat Nuts Are Less Likely to Return as Superman for Multiple DC Comics