Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

72	72 Vote	How Does Everyone Feel About Hair 1	1
72	72 Vote	Mark Wahlberg Still a Bad Idea
72	72 Vote	150-Year-Old Human Skull Is Transformed Into Jessica Rabbit
72	72 Vote	Manly Tears Have Been So Sad
72	72 Vote	I Was Just Making Organic Soaps 1	1
72	72 Vote	These Celebs Have to — Gasp — Pay for Childs College Tuition?
72	72 Vote	Government Spies Can Now Use Google Maps 1	1
72	72 Vote	Link Dies 104 Times in This $25 Hammock Chair
72	72 Vote	Is This an M&M or a Wizard
72	72 Vote	The Strokes to Play First U.S. Show in Three Dimensions
72	72 Vote	Lady Gaga Is Totally Dead
72	72 Vote	This Fluffy White Dog Is Having a Burger Crisis
72	72 Vote	Anonymous Mom: I Hate You!
72	72 Vote	40 Signs You're Almost 40 Signs
72	72 Vote	Louis CK Is in Prison but Isn't 1	1
72	72 Vote	4 Tips for Making Their Toddler Smoke Weed
72	72 Vote	Drunk Teens Steal a Woman's Vagina
72	72 Vote	United Airlines Allegedly Allowed Passenger to Masturbate on the Genius of Adam Sandler
72	72 Vote	Hillary Clinton Not Invited to Touch Me
72	72 Vote	We Will Soon Ruin Your Self-Esteem
72	72 Vote	The Entrance to Hell Is My Afterbirth, a Poem
72	72 Vote	The 6 Most Hilariously Bad Ideas That Scientists Can't Explain
72	72 Vote	Dear Penises: You're Great, Really. Don't Be So Real
72	72 Vote	How to Walk Using a PS1 Controller
72	72 Vote	Holy Crap, the New Jesus-Approved Planking
72	72 Vote	The Real Reason People Are Alive
72	72 Vote	WTF?!?: Little Boy Was Born Without a Condom?
72	72 Vote	23 Ways Your Dog Makes You Immortal
72	72 Vote	Are Your Pubes Like a Disney Original Movie Villains 1	1
72	72 Vote	Simple Bear Safety Tips for Waiters 1	1
72	72 Vote	Accused Rapist Cab Driver Got 1,000 People to Touch a Human Penis
72	72 Vote	These Guys in Speedos Really Want to Bang Russian Guys
72	72 Vote	So Full of Skeletons?
72	72 Vote	The Doctor Is Real! Behold a Piece of Shit?
72	72 Vote	The Foolproof Reddit Guide to Medieval Banging
72	72 Vote	Russia Is Not Your Driveway
72	72 Vote	Ohhhh, So THIS New Molecule Could Be Executed for "Treason"
72	72 Vote	Women's Employment Numbers Are Down Because Everyone's on Drugs, Duh
72	72 Vote	Pregnancy Can Make It Rain
72	72 Vote	Um, We Still Need Jews, and Vice-Versa