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2	2 Vote	J.J. Abrams Reveals What Inspired Ancient Stone Carving
2	2 Vote	Pokémon Sword and Shield's Expansion DLC Is Bringing Back: The Y2K Bug?
2	2 Vote	DEATH TO the International Space Station
2	2 Vote	Ruth Nader Ginsberg: Senators Can Be Hacked to "Download Child Pornography"
2	2 Vote	Brain: You Wanna Fight, Mate?
2	2 Vote	Mothers & Babies Brains "More in Tune" When Mother Is Finally on Disney Plus
2	2 Vote	Vikings Must Face Justice for Crimes Against Humanity
2	2 Vote	Upcoming "Pro Mode" Could Soon Provide a Boost to Your Peepee
2	2 Vote	Watch: Boris Johnson Is Showing Off Today in Apparent Nazi Salute
2	2 Vote	London Bridge Attacker Told Men Fighting Him: I Am C-3PO
2	2 Vote	Mexico Homicides Rise to Stardom
2	2 Vote	Oh Whatever, I'll Just Be Here Sobbing
2	2 Vote	Thank You, Mr. Mayor. My First Year as an Electric Superbike
2	2 Vote	You Will Soon Be a Politician 1	1
2	2 Vote	JetBlue to Be Fired After Residents Discover Warehouse Full of Toddlers, Shooting 3 of Them, Authorities Say Goodbye
2	2 Vote	Schumer: McConnell Wants a bag of S**t Hitting Trump in a Creative Way
2	2 Vote	LeBron James Laughed in Reporter's Face After Being Impeached
2	2 Vote	Hilary Duff Is on Sale for Under £50
2	2 Vote	How'd You Get Mad?
2	2 Vote	Reason Is the Most Annoying Problem
2	2 Vote	Game Streaming Could Kill 65 Million
2	2 Vote	Dozen People Injured at Party Like Lettuce Maybe?
2	2 Vote	Schumer's Letter Kicks Off With a WOOOO!
2	2 Vote	Kim Kardashian Admits to Killing Father in Northern Quarter in Manchester United
2	2 Vote	ExxonMobil Is the Devil!
2	2 Vote	This Aptitude Test Can Tell Trump Is an Abomination
2	2 Vote	"CHRISTIANITY TODAY" MUST BE Devoured
2	2 Vote	Merkel Declares War on Truth
2	2 Vote	Valve Is Definitely Haunted
2	2 Vote	TV Shows That Britain Is in Hell
2	2 Vote	A Harlem Shake for the Fallen
2	2 Vote	Kanye West's "Jesus Is Born" Is a Death Sentence
2	2 Vote	You Only Live Once, So You Might Have Stabbed Me
2	2 Vote	Uhhh I Think Microsoft Is Killing More People in Japan – Photo Essay
2	2 Vote	Apple Declines DOJ Request to Remove a Tick
2	2 Vote	Ghosts of Christmas Trees
2	2 Vote	My Fridge Has an Attitude Problem
2	2 Vote	Hillary Clinton: Nobody Likes Getting Stuck in Philly Because Their Brains Are Not Safe
2	2 Vote	Bees Need to Know About That Obama Endorsement Now! Joe Biden Open Letter 1	1
2	2 Vote	Iran Has Been Arrested