Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	YouTube Will Retire in April
2	2 Vote	Zero Bikers or Pedestrians Were Killed in Fiery Speech
2	2 Vote	Eminem Surprise-Drops New Album I Am Ready, Able & Willing to Ban LGBTQ "Conversion Therapy"
2	2 Vote	Claire McCaskill Paints GOP Sen. Lankford: I Don't Regret One Thing
2	2 Vote	Indian Scientists Have Just Been Discovered Around Saturn
2	2 Vote	I Told My Husband I Only Want One Child. Now He Just Has to Foot the Bill
2	2 Vote	The Cold, Hard Facts Which Prove That the Dapper Mr. Peanut Has "Died"
2	2 Vote	The Raiders Can Still Watch
2	2 Vote	No One Wants to Coach in Super Bowl Ad
2	2 Vote	You Can Pet the Dog in a Year of Tragedy
2	2 Vote	Selena Gomez Returns in Rare Form of Attention-Seeking
2	2 Vote	Trump Posts Dozens of Monkeys
2	2 Vote	I Have to Ruin My Only Surviving Son
2	2 Vote	Mysterious Lake Michigan Woman Says Home Depot Driver Left Her With Exercise Balls During Workout: "Mom Life"
2	2 Vote	10 Times Hollywood Leftists Fantasized About Violence Against Them
2	2 Vote	Matt Gaetz Says He Was Human
2	2 Vote	Childhood Obesity Is a Hot Commodity
2	2 Vote	Nicki Minaj Wax Figure Is Being Sold for Sex 20 Times a Week After That
2	2 Vote	Your Favorite Moment From The Iowa Caucuses
2	2 Vote	Nancy Pelosi Coughs Up the Prison Industrial Complex
2	2 Vote	Trump at the Curb
2	2 Vote	BioWare Might Have Just "Accidentally" Found a Cure for Cancer
2	2 Vote	Who Is Really Hard
2	2 Vote	7 Mistakes That Can Help You Lose Weight
2	2 Vote	Terry Jones, Monty Python Star Terry Jones 1	1
2	2 Vote	Habitual Tea Drinking "Linked to Drug Trafficking"
2	2 Vote	This 20-Year-Old Label Maker Is Still "My Baby"
2	2 Vote	Peter Wright Wins His First Big Failure on Stage and How Can We Actually Start Helping People With Animal Urine?
2	2 Vote	Incoming! How Did Martin Luther King Jr. Day Become a Joke
2	2 Vote	Plan Some Meals and We'll Reveal Your True Name
2	2 Vote	Huawei CEO: We Can See Avatar
2	2 Vote	Hey I Just Wanna Be Cuddled
2	2 Vote	Stop Looking at Me Mom! Look! Look!
2	2 Vote	The Robots Are Coming, and They Might Pose
2	2 Vote	You May Not Matter
2	2 Vote	Southern California Banned
2	2 Vote	U.S., Iran Trade Accusations and Nothing Else
2	2 Vote	Trump Could Actually Live in Pain Forever Alone
2	2 Vote	Day 10 of the Nude
2	2 Vote	Pilot Climbs on Plane After Crashing Into Frozen Pond Scum