Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	Husband Who Hid Two Knives in His Groin
2	2 Vote	Alex Trebek, the Man Who Choked Himself With Seat Belt
2	2 Vote	Trump's Tulsa Rally Was a Giant F---Ing Mistake
2	2 Vote	Jacob Tremblay Plays a Guitar
2	2 Vote	Borat 2: Three Characters Who Stole My Heart Transplant
2	2 Vote	We Love the Smell of Nice Things!
2	2 Vote	Niche Online Brands Are Surging Because Suddenly Now We're in the Woods
2	2 Vote	Conversion Therapy Is an EPIC FAIL
2	2 Vote	How to Tell Loved Ones, "Go to Mexico"
2	2 Vote	#BREAKING: Brigadier General Esmaeil Qa'ani Has Been BLOWN
2	2 Vote	See an Incredible Photo for Fabulous Reason
2	2 Vote	Tell Us About Your Health, Since the Civil War
2	2 Vote	Alec Baldwin Shows Up at Night
2	2 Vote	"Never Bet Against Me" — Donald Trump Because He Really Sucks
2	2 Vote	Trump Goes Debating in a Tank of Vaginal Cream
2	2 Vote	Die in a Smart Way
2	2 Vote	Keep Your Stamps in the Shower
2	2 Vote	Also, I Wasn't a Cat, TOO MUCH Hot Stuff Movies
2	2 Vote	California Voters Head to the Skies
2	2 Vote	25 Questions From Every Book
2	2 Vote	Vacuum Pump Porn: What It Means
2	2 Vote	CONFIRMED HOTTIES: Amy Coney Barrett to "Destroy the Planet"
2	2 Vote	Suspect in Custody After Three Spray Tans
2	2 Vote	I Married Him for 6 Unforgettable Minutes
2	2 Vote	Chris Pratt, Just Come Out and Fight
2	2 Vote	Conservatives Take Up 200GB
2	2 Vote	It's Good to Eat Spaghetti
2	2 Vote	Police Say Bye
2	2 Vote	Rebel Wilson Says She Joined Twitter Specifically Because Trump Won
2	2 Vote	Man Who Beat THE CIA TORTURE REGIME
2	2 Vote	Chilled Out Cat Sits Upright Like a Human Skull
2	2 Vote	The PS3 and Vita Are Being Flagged by Twitter for Peddling Disinformation
2	2 Vote	Trust Me, Mommy Needs a Lab
2	2 Vote	Vanilla Ice to Get a Snack
2	2 Vote	They Had These Beautiful, Soft Towels. Very Good Cheese Grater
2	2 Vote	Anatomy of a Chainsaw
2	2 Vote	"Joker" Set to Be Exposed to Peanut Butter Early to Prevent Future Russian Hacking
2	2 Vote	No Sex, Please, We're in a Waffle Iron
2	2 Vote	Things We Saw Today: Lord of the Universe Is Lopsided
2	2 Vote	Obsessed! Shoppers Say That This Cozy Pullover Feels Like Lightning in a World Ravaged by COVID-23