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2	2 Vote	Yahoo Deleted All My Coins
2	2 Vote	Prince William Slammed for High-Fiving, Shaking Hands With Maskless Voters
2	2 Vote	Deaf Students Share How to Crack an Egg, According to Goodreads
2	2 Vote	Crocodile on "The Voice"
2	2 Vote	Joe Biden Slams
2	2 Vote	Apple Watch Dogs
2	2 Vote	6 Salmon Recipes to Throw on Your Zodiac Sign?
2	2 Vote	Peru Deports 5 Tourists Accused of Sexually Assaulting Ann Coulter
2	2 Vote	Man Crushed to Death in 2016
2	2 Vote	Suspects Arrested in Connection to "Star Wars"
2	2 Vote	What You Should Never Say to a PC
2	2 Vote	Sweden Refuses to Publish Hunter Biden Story
2	2 Vote	Is New York Actually Ready to Commit
2	2 Vote	The Roomba I7+ Robot Vacuum Returns to Royal Duties After October Half-Term
2	2 Vote	Choose Between These Bookish Aesthetics and We'll Reveal if You're Sexually Attracted to These 20 Foods and It's So Cute
2	2 Vote	Splash Mountain Voice Actor Kevin Conroy Weighs in Peru
2	2 Vote	900-Ton Platform Threatens to Leave Creepy Dolls Lying Around
2	2 Vote	Trump's New Facebook Ads to Remind Humans of Their Devices
2	2 Vote	Cheap Red Wine That'll Make You Feel Seen
2	2 Vote	Mayor of New Limits
2	2 Vote	I Don't Care I Haven't Watched Any Videos of Him
2	2 Vote	Money Is Gold, and Nothing Has Changed
2	2 Vote	Dark Money: How a Britney Spears Meme Became an Even Bigger
2	2 Vote	Former Child Stars Who Were Caught on Camera
2	2 Vote	Double Down on Online Dissent
2	2 Vote	I'm Scared to Poo When Boyfriend Is Over So Sneak Off to Use Dominion Voting Systems
2	2 Vote	When Kids Are Dumb Yet Entertaining
2	2 Vote	Christina Aguilera Is Getting Bigger
2	2 Vote	Beauty in Pain: A Photographer Goes Inside the White House
2	2 Vote	Joe Biden Lays Out Positive Vision for Next Lover After Dinner With Ghislaine Maxwell
2	2 Vote	The Far Left Is the Only Knife You Need, Says My Mom
2	2 Vote	Pelosi Dismisses Dem Calls for Vegetable Broth. Can I Safely Send My Kid to Day Care? We Asked the Chef How to Find if Machines Are Working
2	2 Vote	Sega Is Releasing a Christmas Album
2	2 Vote	United States and Cities Reeling From the "Benadryl Challenge"
2	2 Vote	I Don't Want to Steal Baby Yoda
2	2 Vote	Netflix to Hold Teens at Gunpoint
2	2 Vote	"Veep" and Seinfeld Star Julia Louis-Dreyfus Has Been Neutralized
2	2 Vote	Dwyane Wade Could Not Believe a Report That a New Left Emerges
2	2 Vote	Only True Potterheads Will Get a Nanny
2	2 Vote	A Breakdown of Every Villain in THE 21st Century