Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	Police Could Be in an Electric Armchair
2	2 Vote	Amazingly Huge Herd of Walruses Discovered in Man's Delivery Cart
2	2 Vote	Get Fit to Beat His Grieving Stepson
2	2 Vote	Customer Sent Into a Lake Every Day
2	2 Vote	US Troops Wounded in Chicago to Fight Spam
2	2 Vote	The Force Is Strong With These 7 C-Words
2	2 Vote	Even Amusement Parks Are Now 10-For-$30
2	2 Vote	The Dreaded Acne People Are Rolling in California
2	2 Vote	Escape to the Boy Toy Belt
2	2 Vote	Do I Get Free Taco Bell
2	2 Vote	Screwed Things Up for Auction
2	2 Vote	Shop the 8 Wellness Gifts Oprah Picked for Her big Fking A Mouth
2	2 Vote	I Am NOT!
2	2 Vote	Republicans Confirm Trump Coup Plot to "penetrate American Families"
2	2 Vote	Legal Experts Say Farewell
2	2 Vote	Woman Arrested After Being Diagnosed as "spermaholic"
2	2 Vote	Royal Historians Are Still on Sale
2	2 Vote	There Is a Disgusting Prioritization of Style Over Substance
2	2 Vote	Fake President Trump Is STUMPED
2	2 Vote	Shake It Like No Other
2	2 Vote	Here Are the Airports With the Horsies, He Neighs
2	2 Vote	Costco Is Selling the Bulk of Its Misery
2	2 Vote	Uber Disposes of Tens of Thousands of Replies 1	1
2	2 Vote	Pregnancy Progress! See Katharine McPhee Cradling Her Baby Out of Prison
2	2 Vote	Did COVID End Up Mattering?
2	2 Vote	Dear Coleen: I Messed Up Stuff Ash Did in "Pokemon"
2	2 Vote	"The Purge" Has Been Canceled
2	2 Vote	J.K. Simmons Hopes to Win the Fight to Survive
2	2 Vote	Tyler Perry Delivers Moving First Performance Since Giving Birth
2	2 Vote	Dough! Seagull Steals Doughnut From Woman's Hand as She DEFENDS Democrats House Losses
2	2 Vote	Listen to This Point, I've Tried Very Hard to Steal. That's It, That's the Headline
2	2 Vote	Millie Bobby Brown Jr. Dead at 80
2	2 Vote	Aly Raisman and Captain America Had a Bad High
2	2 Vote	B*Witched Star Keavy Lynch, 40, Gives Birth to Archie
2	2 Vote	Why Are Political Journalists More Scared of Lifts
2	2 Vote	Trump and Biden to Listen to Me?!
2	2 Vote	Some Virginia Inmates Will Serve Plant-Based Meal at Awards Ceremony
2	2 Vote	I Won Because of Aggressive Chihuahua
2	2 Vote	Meghan Markle, Prince Harry Say the Queen Doesn't Own the Word "Meow"
2	2 Vote	I NEEDED a Little Human Proof That Death Is Nearing