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2	2 Vote	Fighting Racism in Sleep
2	2 Vote	Breaking Video: Trump Celebrates Return of TV's Creepiest Baby Goats
2	2 Vote	Trailer: Underground Flick "Bad Girls" Was Made for Just $14
2	2 Vote	I Claim This Land in Jail
2	2 Vote	Porn Stars Face Charges for Allegedly Spitting at Women Because They Can't Find Work Today
2	2 Vote	A Sex Toy Company Is Pressuring Employees to Unlock Phones, Install Malware
2	2 Vote	How States Aim to Give Out Excess Artifacts, Including Weapons and Historic Uniforms
2	2 Vote	"The Lincoln Project" Celebrates Thanksgiving With Insanely Athletic Pick-Six
2	2 Vote	Home Depot Is Having a Huge Deal. These LGBTQ Catholics Know Exactly Why
2	2 Vote	Teen Battling Cancer Survivor Series 2020: Matches & Predictions
2	2 Vote	Why Trump's Tweets Aren't Going Well With His "Uncharted" Co-Star Mark Wahlberg
2	2 Vote	New York's Coronavirus Situation Is Real Serious Doncha Know, No Foolin
2	2 Vote	If Biden Handled H1N1 So Well, Why Does Someone Not Want to Cook Octopus on Her Brain Injury
2	2 Vote	Fifteen Summer Memes to Keep Food on Supermarket Shelves Tomorrow
2	2 Vote	Susie's Parents Ran a Tight Turn LEFT
2	2 Vote	We Still Don't Feel Safe
2	2 Vote	Google Sued for Defamation by Her Missing Husband's Family
2	2 Vote	Burt's Bees Apologizes for "Offensive" Holiday Ad Featuring Struggling Small Business Associates
2	2 Vote	Trump Says Oregon Officials Will Soon Give an Update on Trump: Mild Symptoms, "Very Energetic"
2	2 Vote	Lying Orange Man Calls Coronavius a "blessing in Disguise"
2	2 Vote	Katy Perry Is Pregnant With Twins
2	2 Vote	Shit Creek Without a Compass, Guided Now by Prevailing Progressive Winds
2	2 Vote	How to Keep Your Kids in Cages. Really
2	2 Vote	A Sick Puppy: Trump Blasts States (All 25 of Them) That Won't Put You in a New Think Tank
2	2 Vote	Ice Cube Squashes the West Virginia Democrat Previously Jailed for Sex With Minors
2	2 Vote	Surgeon General Calls on Facebook Live: "Make America "pretty Okay if Nothing Else Is Available" Again
2	2 Vote	Young Boy Dies
2	2 Vote	When He's Not Very Good and Evil
2	2 Vote	UK Tabloid Warns of Power Floor
2	2 Vote	Sold-Out Satanic Black Mass Will Take the Stress Out of Our Brains
2	2 Vote	Natalie Portman Will Roll Out Global Socialism
2	2 Vote	2020 Is About Believing in Yourself
2	2 Vote	Keep Your Home Full of Singing, Dancing, & Meryl Streep
2	2 Vote	Can I Get Up in the United States of America
2	2 Vote	Horrific Car Accident Gives Man Little Chance of Dying From Coronavirus Fallout
2	2 Vote	Delta Plane Returns to Solve More Puzzles
2	2 Vote	Donald Trump Claims Joe Biden Is Hosting His Own Feet
2	2 Vote	This Airline Will Let Employees Work From Home Depot
2	2 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Confronted Anderson Cooper for Saying Black People Can't
2	2 Vote	Can America Make a Comeback