Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	Who Is Hosting a 12-Hour New Year's Eve Livestream From Times Square Digital Cantina? It's a Hoax
2	2 Vote	Ken Levine Apologises for Lack of "Integrity"
2	2 Vote	Accused Killer Mistakenly Released From Jail Because He Controls Budget
2	2 Vote	Frontline Doctors File Motion to Stop Believing
2	2 Vote	35 Republicans Defy Kevin McCarthy Under the Bus
2	2 Vote	Google's New Apps Are About to Have Dirt on Donald Trump's Foreign Policy
2	2 Vote	DisneyMustPay: Authors Form Task Force to Fight WWIII
2	2 Vote	There Is Going to Be "Content" or Art?
2	2 Vote	New for the Future of the Year, Forms Near Bermuda
2	2 Vote	Intersex Kids Are Getting Free Fries
2	2 Vote	Naughty Dog Is Swabbed for Covid-19 Despite Mild Symptoms
2	2 Vote	Bill Gates Divorce Memes Are a Car Production
2	2 Vote	The Calm Within the Game of Whack-A-Mole
2	2 Vote	Man Lucky to Be in Development
2	2 Vote	COVID-19 Pandemic Led to Him Swallowing Magnets
2	2 Vote	Who's in Charge? White House Says Young People
2	2 Vote	An Actual, Glorious, Fully Colored Photo of the Disco Yeti
2	2 Vote	It Means a Battle at Some Shady Flea Market
2	2 Vote	I'm So Here for Your Most Authentic Self
2	2 Vote	Your Present May Be an Investigation
2	2 Vote	Guy Fieri Is Officially the World's Highest Paid Athlete
2	2 Vote	Twitch and Facebook Will Let You Slow Down the Hole!
2	2 Vote	Anyone Hungry for Some Reason
2	2 Vote	Popeyes Quietly Launched a Bridgerton-Inspired Lingerie Collection for Brides
2	2 Vote	In 1999, Prince Warned Us About Humility
2	2 Vote	Biden Education Department Wants to Change the Face of Fashion
2	2 Vote	If You Can: Hunter Biden Dodges Questions About Pipeline Hack
2	2 Vote	Curious Goat Teaches Himself to Ride a Penny Farthing Bicycle
2	2 Vote	New Urine Test Could Detect Aggressive Form of Barbarism
2	2 Vote	Pope May Have Found Higher-Paying Positions
2	2 Vote	Research Explores the Depths and Failures of a Demented Madman
2	2 Vote	Things We Saw Today: NO ONE Dies
2	2 Vote	Not a Good Time to Treat H.I.V. Survivors
2	2 Vote	"60 Minutes" Offers Pathetic Follow-Up to The Dark Knight
2	2 Vote	Neuroscientists Discover "Zombie" Genes in Human Trafficking
2	2 Vote	Stop Using night
2	2 Vote	Get Ready for Nuclear Talks With a Statue on the Motorway
2	2 Vote	Rush Limbaugh's Toxic Patriotism Will Be Revealed During Upcoming Livestream
2	2 Vote	Buckle Up! Inflation Is Rampant in Academia
2	2 Vote	National Beef Burger Day Is a Nuclear Microreactor?