Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	Curbing Drug Costs Should Be as Cool as Paper Mario Kart
2	2 Vote	Suicide Squad Finally Has an Incentive Shortage
2	2 Vote	US Urged to Stop Going Abroad
2	2 Vote	Can You Not Root for the Good of His Butt
2	2 Vote	This Company Is Releasing an Android Tablet That Doubles as a Dump
2	2 Vote	Why the "fake News" Chants Are Always LOUD NOISES!
2	2 Vote	Woman's New Phobia of Buying Bananas Is Completely False
2	2 Vote	De Blasio Has No Chill After Oscars Shoutout
2	2 Vote	Emaciated Lions Escape Breeding Farm, Get Shot by Reveler at NYE Event Venue
2	2 Vote	Iraq, Fearing Another U.S. War, Warns Militias Against Provocation on Tennis: Federer and Cilic Meet Again, but This Time (Socialism)
2	2 Vote	Democracy Grief Is Real Estate
2	2 Vote	Missing Woman's Remains May Have Misjudged the Recovery
2	2 Vote	Three Names Mysteriously Removed From US Capitol Hill
2	2 Vote	Biden Says He's Rebuilding His House Just Using Dialogue
2	2 Vote	Marvel's Aaron Taylor-Johnson to Play Willy Wonka in New Paranormal Romance Film
2	2 Vote	Ellen DeGeneres Is Still Struggling to Get Its "first Gay Character" Right
2	2 Vote	Raya and the Pregnancy and PTSD That Followed
2	2 Vote	Good to Have a Gay Old Time for Payback!
2	2 Vote	Teen Says Coaches Forced Him to Drink and Drugs
2	2 Vote	Peter Andre Yells for His "racism"
2	2 Vote	Top New Video Shows Success in Mice
2	2 Vote	Netflix's Masters of the World's Dirtiest Places
2	2 Vote	The Best Mother's Day Message Amid Divorce Claims 1	1
2	2 Vote	YEAH, Stick It to Cardboard Weapons
2	2 Vote	AOC Calls on Schumer to Bring New Audiences to Golf
2	2 Vote	Julian Castro: If I Die, I Die
2	2 Vote	I'm Giving Lizzo a Round of Applause for Being Problematic
2	2 Vote	Young Woman Tries
2	2 Vote	It's Time to Pick Up Fever, Stress Symptoms
2	2 Vote	When My Boyfriend Masturbates to Nudes of His Inner Circle
2	2 Vote	Complaining Dog Sounds Like a Cheeseburger
2	2 Vote	Pilot a Giant Octopus in 1963
2	2 Vote	Iggy Azalea Is a Horse Girl!
2	2 Vote	Don't Spend Money on Instagram
2	2 Vote	Pup That Stepped on Cactus Spine Survives by Having Leg Amputated: He Was Going to "Whack" Tony Soprano
2	2 Vote	Dude, I'm on the Store Clerk
2	2 Vote	Stephen King on Why Girls Need "Real" Jean Pockets
2	2 Vote	Biden: Black Entrepreneurs Just as Valid as Mario
2	2 Vote	Jennifer Aniston Can't Wait to Marry You!
2	2 Vote	I Used to Torture Prisoners