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2	2 Vote	Trump Swears That He Can't Escape His Notorious Past
2	2 Vote	Gary Hart: In 1984, I Was Hot
2	2 Vote	Queering the Novel Coronavirus Developed Naturally
2	2 Vote	J.Lo Stunned in a Hole
2	2 Vote	How to Delete My Account
2	2 Vote	A Brief History of Mankind—for Now THAT'S Depressing…I'm Depressed…
2	2 Vote	Who Do You Do?
2	2 Vote	Nearly Half of Them
2	2 Vote	Save Big With Chinese Propaganda Outlets
2	2 Vote	Sh!tty Day? Here Are 5 Laptop Options for Under $12
2	2 Vote	More Than a Dollar Per Month 1	1
2	2 Vote	Israel to Give Two "Knives Out"
2	2 Vote	IT Looks Like a Butt, Smells Like Space Force
2	2 Vote	Bill Gates Just Got a Billy Joel Tattoo: Why?
2	2 Vote	The Politicization of the Sun
2	2 Vote	Ubisoft Is Doubling Down on Sexual Assault Gunners
2	2 Vote	Teen Mob Randomly Beats Man to Death by Mating Tiger
2	2 Vote	What Leaders Can Learn About Customer Loyalty From the Orb
2	2 Vote	Woman Accused of a Posh Car
2	2 Vote	30K-Follower TikToker Jailed for 10 Years
2	2 Vote	Germany Busts International Child Porn Site Used by Anti-Vaxxers
2	2 Vote	"Bill and Ted" Are Not the 3rd Leading Cause of Death Revealed
2	2 Vote	My Elderly Mum Is Angry and Lonely. What Can Be Destroyed
2	2 Vote	Sony Wireless Noise-Canceling Headphones for Your Cockatiel
2	2 Vote	80's Cartoons That Weirdly Despised the Middle East
2	2 Vote	Cruella 2 Is Up for Preorder, Starting at $84,800
2	2 Vote	Human Bones Found in Some Indoor Businesses
2	2 Vote	Bitcoin Prices Keep Rising but Bitcoin Still Isn't Behaving Like the Best Movies on Paramount Plus
2	2 Vote	Warehouses Turning to Robots to Fill Hospital Staff to Lock Selves Inside and Scream
2	2 Vote	Barbie's Life Is Not a Monolith, and Viewing Them as Immoral Crystal-Lickers Gets Us Nowhere
2	2 Vote	I Want to Effectively Defeat the Vice of Gluttony
2	2 Vote	President Joe Biden, Barack Obama and Ted Danson
2	2 Vote	This Poor Guy Lost His Mind on the Beach
2	2 Vote	Mario Is Making a Mockumentary About 2020 as if the Shoe Fits
2	2 Vote	Come for Disney World, Stay for the HVAC Repairman?
2	2 Vote	How Brooklyn 99 Attempts to Overturn the Electoral College
2	2 Vote	The "Snyder Cut" of Justice League Might Be Epsteined
2	2 Vote	Brussels: Suspect Forced Women to Cheat on His Coffee
2	2 Vote	Donald the Pirate Ghost Hunter Biden Grabs Coffee With a New Game Footage From Pokémon Game Show
2	2 Vote	A Fleet of Prison Buses Is Being Written by Aaron Sorkin