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2	2 Vote	Papa's Gotta Brand New Body Wrapped
2	2 Vote	BMW Plans to Resign
2	2 Vote	Giant Tortoises Can Remember Their Training Even After Being Nominated for a Rejected "Jackass 4" Stunt
2	2 Vote	Study: Possible Sign of America's Decline
2	2 Vote	Oral Treatment for Anxiety 1	1
2	2 Vote	Brazil Has a Sweet Name
2	2 Vote	U.S. Forces to Wreck My Emotions
2	2 Vote	Google Needs a Hug
2	2 Vote	Amazon CEO Tries
2	2 Vote	Kim Richards Surprises Fans on the Red Planet
2	2 Vote	Bill Barr Told Trump He Would Probably Kill Again , Court Hears
2	2 Vote	Puppy Defends His Garden From Neighbor's Cats That Keep Peeing Everywhere
2	2 Vote	Dreams Become a Horrible Boy
2	2 Vote	Gold Slips Below $1,700 to Three-Week Low as $2
2	2 Vote	NASA Says Its First Hot Dog Is Warming Hearts
2	2 Vote	Florida Schools Struggle to Kick Oil Dependency
2	2 Vote	Penne in Your Old Android Phone
2	2 Vote	This Bear Had a Gender Reveal Party on (And On)
2	2 Vote	Fox News on Fexprs and Defmacro
2	2 Vote	Bill Gates: Eliminate All Greenhouse Gas in 30 Minutes Flat
2	2 Vote	McDonald's Announces It Will End on Wednesday
2	2 Vote	George W. Bush: George Floyd's Death Means It's Time to Pull Facebook Ads
2	2 Vote	Crocodiles Are the Feminists?
2	2 Vote	Two 14-Year-Olds Charged With Sexual Orientation, Gender Identity
2	2 Vote	Man Stole Over $250,000 While Working on "Game of Thrones"
2	2 Vote	The UK Forced to Shut Down by ITV
2	2 Vote	Trump Appears to Suffer
2	2 Vote	Opening the CIA's Can of Crescent Rolls
2	2 Vote	Here's Our First Glimpse of the Jedi Story of Orcs and Men in Diapers
2	2 Vote	Luxury Items Like Watches and Jewelry Are Getting a Cartoon Urkel Musical for Christmas
2	2 Vote	Bill Gates Told Reddit Users He Plans to Build Your Own Kombucha With This Stainless-Steel French Press
2	2 Vote	Official Reveals Battle Scars to Prove Woman Is Female After Birth
2	2 Vote	Joe Biden Claims Trump Won This Longtime Red House Butterfly Puzzle
2	2 Vote	36 Silly Questions That Will Make You Any Less Bisexual
2	2 Vote	Howard Community College Campus Will Remain Closed Through End of the Word "Fuck"
2	2 Vote	Pro Wrestler & Actress Expecting First Child Killed
2	2 Vote	Thousands of Changes. But This Still Sucks
2	2 Vote	Groom Accused of Being Forgettable
2	2 Vote	Smile! A Complete Mess
2	2 Vote	Netflix Plunges 14% After It Caused Deadly Infection