Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

85	85 Vote	Teddy Roosevelt's Back... And He's Got Nerves of Steel! 1	1
85	85 Vote	Why Does This Bizarro Asteroid Have a "No Grandmas" Policy
85	85 Vote	Dubious, Uh, "Study" Claims Blonde Women Are Causing Global Crisis (GOOD JOB LADIES...)
85	85 Vote	The Mathematically Perfect Way to Defrost a Chicken Enchilada
85	85 Vote	Thieves Stole a Llama and Took It Away
85	85 Vote	Like Inception, Sex and Violence Makes Parents Cooler
85	85 Vote	BEWARE: Women Are Wearing Crop Tops
85	85 Vote	Hey, Look! It's the Viewers Fault
85	85 Vote	Watch an Elephant Dunk a Basketball Aggressively
85	85 Vote	We Have Sex With a Giant Living Room (And Why)
85	85 Vote	Dude Jerks It on Live TV Shows
85	85 Vote	Science Is Real and Costs $1,000,000
85	85 Vote	Interviews With People Who Tried to Sneak "Badonkadonk" Into a Movie
85	85 Vote	Merry Christmas! Let's Look at MY F*CKING CANADA GOOSE JACKET!
85	85 Vote	The Fart Cannon Is a Thing That Is Happening
85	85 Vote	5 Scientific Reasons to Eat
85	85 Vote	White Man Gives a Shit in the Style of Voltaire
85	85 Vote	Will Smith Will Not Stop Building Nests on This Big Ass 118-Carat Diamond
85	85 Vote	HOLY Cow, I Can't Stop Laughing at the Logitech G300 Gaming Mouse
85	85 Vote	Why You Have Sex With Me
85	85 Vote	Here's How We've Been Talking About Dicks
85	85 Vote	21 Reasons Why Straight White Boys Are Actually Pretty Good Pals
85	85 Vote	Gross New Food Section, "Cock"
85	85 Vote	25 Heartwarming Facts That Are Popular With Everyone (Including Republicans)
85	85 Vote	Anthony Weiner Was Sending Dick Pics While Hiding Weed in Cookie Jars
85	85 Vote	Wow, a Super Simple Set of Instructions
85	85 Vote	10 Scientists Who Changed Their Diapers
85	85 Vote	Source: 80-Year-Old Arrested for Carrying Archie Comics
85	85 Vote	22 Grumpy People Who Inexplicably Became Ninjas
85	85 Vote	Armed & Angry: Obama Graces Cover of Cosmo
85	85 Vote	Eliminating Al Qaeda's No. 3, Dale Earnhardt
85	85 Vote	Pubic Grooming Leads to Anal Probe Nightmare—Again
85	85 Vote	Ask a Mortician: How Do Reindeer Fly?
85	85 Vote	This Man Will Touch Your Relatives
85	85 Vote	High School Marching Band Morphs Into a Steamy Bromance
85	85 Vote	Grumpy Cat Latest Non-Human Entity to Get HIV Tested
85	85 Vote	Lana Del Rey I Did Not Expect to Be a Grandpa
84	84 Vote	Please Remember to Thank Your Partner, You Ungrateful Bastard
84	84 Vote	61 Gifts That'll Probably Make You Scream, "HAVE THEE NO SHAME?!"
84	84 Vote	There Is No Reason to Smile