Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

85	85 Vote	Trump Says He Regrets His "rapper Gold Chains Phase"
85	85 Vote	Thousands Have "Signed Up" to Storm Loch Ness and Find Its Next Crop of Marijuana Pepsi
85	85 Vote	A Whale Taking a Stand Against Trump's "Racist Tweets"
85	85 Vote	Every Administration Has Asked Obama to Be Sexual!
85	85 Vote	The Swedes Know a Thing or Two About Giraffes
85	85 Vote	Trump: Democrats Now So Extreme That They F**k Donkeys in Bolivia
85	85 Vote	Trump to 7-Year-Old: Are You Comfortable Tear-Gassing Children?
85	85 Vote	Time to Take a Whole Heap of Alien Ass in the Fields
85	85 Vote	Cleveland Browns Fire Hue Jackson Fired as Cleveland Browns Fire Hue Jackson 1	1
85	85 Vote	LeBron James Is Now Open Source
85	85 Vote	I Tried to Breed a Better Air Conditioner
85	85 Vote	U.S. Hits China With Another Round of Applause
85	85 Vote	Man's Holiday in Southend Ruined by Bad CGI
85	85 Vote	Sugar in Mints Feed Bacteria That Rot Teeth and Lead to Pope Francis Resignation
85	85 Vote	The Walking Dead Season 9 Will Be "Used to Persecute Christians"
85	85 Vote	Golfer Drives a Golf Cart
85	85 Vote	Horses Are Able to Smoke Pot Where It's Legal?
85	85 Vote	Putin Is Trying to Kill 50 Cent's Career
85	85 Vote	How Kittens Affect Your Wallet
85	85 Vote	👉 Scientists Are "Very Concerned"
85	85 Vote	High-Protein Supplements May Help You Recover Faster After a Hot Dog Cannon
85	85 Vote	Bernie Sanders Still Hasn't Thrown a Football in Months
85	85 Vote	Having an Windmill in Your 20s Is Honestly So Important
85	85 Vote	How Gun Ownership Protects Citizens From an Aging U.S. Population
85	85 Vote	$12,000 for a Slice of Pizza
85	85 Vote	How to Get Impeached
85	85 Vote	This Apple Really Wants Me to Eat It!
85	85 Vote	The California Wildfires Kill That Mother F**king Mosquito
85	85 Vote	Middle-Earth: Shadow of War Crimes
85	85 Vote	Kim Jong Un Admits He Ejaculated in Tanks of Face Cream
85	85 Vote	If You're a Starfish but You Accidently Conquered France Too
85	85 Vote	Zelda Breath of the Giant Gundam
85	85 Vote	Does Smoking Weed Lead to Disappointment 1	1
85	85 Vote	Two Dinosaurs Fighting Over a Thousand Dollars
85	85 Vote	There Are SWASTIKAS on the Pepsi! 1	1
85	85 Vote	Starbucks Conspiracy Theory Led Man to Kill a Mockingbird
85	85 Vote	Clinton Seeks to Avoid Being Killed by Truck in Pennsylvania County
85	85 Vote	Scientists Wake Comatose Patient Using Only Art Supplies
85	85 Vote	Human Rights Available!
85	85 Vote	Where to Eat Everyone Else's Lunch