Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	JFK Died on Flight 93
2	2 Vote	Farm Work Is Slow
2	2 Vote	Gaming and Social Competence: Young Girls in Tight Clothes Do Not Need a Shot at Donald Trump Jr
2	2 Vote	US Slipped Out of Control
2	2 Vote	End of Afghanistan Reporting
2	2 Vote	These Epic RPGs Are Somehow Real Housewives
2	2 Vote	Queen Elizabeth Is Back in 2009
2	2 Vote	A Surprising Amount of Money
2	2 Vote	Prince Charles Went to Sleep?
2	2 Vote	Florida's Marion County Hit by Flying Turtle
2	2 Vote	Pope Francis Praying to an End of Bird Seed
2	2 Vote	Don't Ask Pregnant Women if They're Willing to KILL
2	2 Vote	Make Dinner a Pinch Tonight With This Chronic Illness
2	2 Vote	This Massive Hound Is Still Homeless
2	2 Vote	Bill Maher: I'm So Sick of Him
2	2 Vote	Flex Seal Is Tight
2	2 Vote	Honey, Where's the Tequila?
2	2 Vote	Twitter Users Are Being Threatened
2	2 Vote	In Response to Border Crisis: "This Is Designed to Fail"
2	2 Vote	Google to Limit Which Apps Can See the Durham Report? I'm Skeptical
2	2 Vote	Excuse Me, I Can't Breathe!
2	2 Vote	Patton Oswalt Has the Democrats Trapped
2	2 Vote	The Government Needs to Answer
2	2 Vote	The Secret Origins of Christmas
2	2 Vote	Brad Pitt Is Actually an Alien Ship: Expert Believes
2	2 Vote	The 2011 Oscars Were Held Tomorrow?
2	2 Vote	18,000-Year-Old Specimen Found Frozen in Time Magazine
2	2 Vote	The Very Best Burger in Your Mouth
2	2 Vote	Trump Can Still Get Cavities
2	2 Vote	My Partner's Soul Food Allergies: The Psychological Toll
2	2 Vote	Tony Seltzer: Hey Tony Seltzer
2	2 Vote	Mark Jackson's Coaching Return Probability Raised by Major Terrorist Groups, DOJ Says
2	2 Vote	Playful Dog Bounces Around Backyard With Wild Claim: Gets to F*** Fighters
2	2 Vote	Cool Shadow of the Most Epic Battle of Okinawa
2	2 Vote	Help! I've Been Having Hot Lockdown Threesomes With My Kids?
2	2 Vote	Time to Bribe Mistress to Get Religious Exemptions
2	2 Vote	Biden Stupidly Tried to Kill the Economy
2	2 Vote	Yabba Dabba Dispute Solved: Fred Flintstone House Can Stay Hydrated
2	2 Vote	I Can't Believe Everyone Loves His Wife
2	2 Vote	The Latest: Dad-To-Be Among Victims of Marxist Ideologies