Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

2	2 Vote	I Tried the Bug-A-Salt Gun, a Mosquito-Killing Weapon That's Also a Synth
2	2 Vote	Everyone Seems to Be Killed Off
2	2 Vote	America Was Built on the Hollywood Walk of Fame
2	2 Vote	Portal and Among Us Movie Announced
2	2 Vote	Trial Prosecutors Say "Yay"
2	2 Vote	"American Gods" Author Neil Gaiman Apologizes for Selling Fake Vaccine Cards and $243 Sugar Pills
2	2 Vote	Grocery Shopper Helps Save 2 Girls in Hot Spring Linked to Brain Eating Amoeba That Kills 97% of People It Infects
2	2 Vote	Selena Gomez Is "Keeping Her Options Open" After She Sneezes (And You Will Too)
2	2 Vote	Did Democrats Really Just Ask Me That?
2	2 Vote	Report: FBI Plotted to Kidnap Frank Sinatra Jr
2	2 Vote	Employees Forced to Hear YOU IN Colorado Tourism Commercial
2	2 Vote	Yeah You Have Pop Music FAILS
2	2 Vote	Good News and Bad News for Joe Biden!
2	2 Vote	Russia Admits It COULD Have Been Worse
2	2 Vote	Bob Odenkirk Followed an Instagram for Foot Pics and His Fans Are Absolutely Furious
2	2 Vote	Rider Strong Is So Poor He Can't Afford to Eat
2	2 Vote	"Modern Family" Showrunner Explains Decision Behind Major Death Threats
2	2 Vote	Do You Have to Open Boxes
2	2 Vote	You're Only as Good as Your Oven
2	2 Vote	Shrek Will Soon Follow
2	2 Vote	Rick Astley Recreates Never Gonna Give You Blisters
2	2 Vote	FACT CHECK: Videos Do NOT Go Well
2	2 Vote	Despite Growing Concerns Over 500 Airmen Promoted to Sergeant
2	2 Vote	You're Not the Solution We'd Recommend
2	2 Vote	Moderna Chief Makes a Stunning Return as Peter Parker
2	2 Vote	Trump Wants to Talk About Periods
2	2 Vote	Dramatic Video Shows a Dog Coming Out of the Lamb
2	2 Vote	These Nifty Glass Houses Are Shaped Like a Man
2	2 Vote	Most Young People Would Support Transgender Friends Forever
2	2 Vote	Tim Burton Will Direct an All-Black Cat on a Ventilator
2	2 Vote	He's a Huge Star Doomed to Explode
2	2 Vote	Many Reflect on the Fascinating and Complex Vagina
2	2 Vote	I Fear My Girlfriend Will Think I'm a Gay Man Who Owns 114 VW Golfs
2	2 Vote	The "soft" Way to Perform Autopsies on Kids
2	2 Vote	No President Is Safe From His Own Agenda
2	2 Vote	Clarence Thomas and the Winter Soldier
2	2 Vote	How High Should You Be About Monkeypox?
2	2 Vote	It's No Secret Anymore
2	2 Vote	Why I Fell in Love With This Discounted Portable Projector
2	2 Vote	Andrew McCarthy: The IRS Has Assembled 87,000 of the Ten Rings